Shout out to this insane tweet from a few years back about Chris Pratt refusing to observe our holy days.
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Shout out to this insane tweet from a few years back about Chris Pratt refusing to observe our holy days.
Been following this animator turned dev for a bit, and the flow they've got goin' on so far is unreal.
www.instagram.com/jankyanims
The heating oil situation is terrible. Well done past dotty though!
no really, holy shit
That sounds brilliant!
It’s going to be an awesome season of F1 and the secret is everyone forgot how to build a car
This infographic was produced in order of MP’s money earned from other jobs.
Ooh look who’s front and centre, it’s “man of the people” Nigel Mirage.
Not often seen in his constituency but topping the charts of additional earnings.
A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?
From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
Oh gosh that's just wonderful 😍
It's OK if you don't know anyone on the lineup. That's good.
I know some of them & they're great
I know one of the writers & she's fucking brilliant
I (like most of the comedy industry) applied & didn't get it so if anyone has the right to bitch about it it's me
It's not a celeb going on holiday
My culture is not your prom dress
Oh no. I'm so sorry.
A small book with limbs made of rolled-up paper held between the covers and a crudely drawn face sticking out from the top
I don't have kids so I dressed up my book as a child for world book day
The UK press in full cry demanding entry into a war with no aims, no strategy and no legality is quite a sight.
Latest blog post - much delayed by surgery. And I continue to be writing in delay, so it’s lucky I have a good memory. Here I muse on the stress of waiting…
#ovariancancer
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We got y'all somethin' good for De La Soul Day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AVY...
One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan
Please would you share this if you can. Catherine is married to Mat’s cousin, Marcus. They live in NZ, so we can’t help in person. I know I have quite a few followers from NZ, and if it’s anything like Wales, some of you may know Catherine. Thank you x
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Oh I'm sorry. But happy birthday anyway.
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
Happy birthday gd. 🦆
Stockport: deeply into the ironising phase of its revival
Fucking hell
What's he done/said?
Perfectly put.
This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
No, too many annoying voices. It was calming until 6 though.
There may be the occasional banger..
It was! I mean, I've not switched it off..
Accidentally put on cbeebies radio instead of classic FM. 👀
