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@moxiesimone

Mainer at heart, Chicago teacher, performer, singer, costumer. My cats are perfect, my hedgehog is a menace. AKA Daddy Xie.

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Just adding that having bottoms with a 4-way stretch & sufficient, quality elastic on the legline will also keep everything contained.

26.03.2025 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lots of performers use safety panties, which are just a cheap skin tone g-string you wear under the actual g-string. Sometimes wig-tape, as well. But the best thing is to self-draft or get custom-made bottoms that have the right width gusset for you!

26.03.2025 22:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My life got so much better when I started owning my nosiness. Being nosy is a love language.

26.03.2025 17:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all I just got to go to a motherfucking GALA, my best friend got a teaching award, and then I got down on the dance floor with Moonie of Ren Faire fame. Was this a fever dream, y/n???

23.03.2025 04:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What! How??? Excited for you

22.03.2025 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HI HADES

22.03.2025 01:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This pussy esoteric as fuck

20.03.2025 18:43 👍 54 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1

I’ve started straight up bringing my sewing machine and working on projects in my prep periods. I hit tenure this year and now I fear no one.

20.03.2025 18:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeeeehaaaawwwww!

19.03.2025 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lmao y’all couldn’t stop asking me when the show is coming back during my break 🙄 so I’m here to tell you ✨s o o n✨😂

Signups open this weekend

19.03.2025 21:49 👍 66 🔁 28 💬 5 📌 0

Look, I just think planning any part of the teacher evaluation process in the weeks leading up to spring break is diabolical, okay?

19.03.2025 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The little pillow, too 😭😭 they’re gonna love it.

19.03.2025 16:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Wait my friend calls this window seat I built the kitty hotel. It’s the most popular attraction in the house. They’re gonna love yours.

19.03.2025 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao limp fish is the best description for this.

18.03.2025 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love when I can bring a fitting / sewing question to my mother for us to chew over. 🥰

17.03.2025 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Harley, the balls! I have dropped all of them.

16.03.2025 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Idk what it is, but I have been fighting for my LIFE against my adhd lately

16.03.2025 19:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WAIT this just made me realize im about to have space for a little garden, i gotta get planting!!

15.03.2025 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, but same. At least slide her a lil pic or my number of something, idkkkk

14.03.2025 21:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk I feel like babies aren’t meant to be named Boots and Baby Boots knew it, too.

14.03.2025 21:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…tell meeeeee

14.03.2025 18:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s this kid who comes into the music room during his lunch on Fridays and absolutely WAILS some sickening blues guitar. Such a treat.

14.03.2025 18:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seventy EIGHT !

14.03.2025 13:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So who’s gonna come look at the moon with me??

13.03.2025 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really want to watch this but I don’t dig that guy’s presentation style. 😩 Worth it?

12.03.2025 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like if it’s a movie but the musical components made you cry, I think it totally counts. See also: An American Tale

12.03.2025 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lemme teach you!

12.03.2025 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And if I told you I just secured an apartment with a fully furnished dungeon?? What then? 😌

12.03.2025 03:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There HAS to be, right?

12.03.2025 03:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does the prince of Egypt count as a musical (for show purposes)? 🤔

12.03.2025 02:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0