Jorge

Hostias que locura no???

En el show de esta noche Miguel hará lo mismo. Os llegará un correo con sus chistes en pdf.

Literal, no me escondo

Os juro que a veces se me olvida que aqui tambien se puede escribir además de leer

Never forget

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DALE MARIA

Es hora de PEMBA

Esta es La Nadadora más grande que he pintado nunca. Estaba tan emocionada por enseñárosla que me he manchado el pelo de pintura, y ni me he fijado ni la hora, ni el día que era. El algoritmo no me va a querer. A mí, plin. Mi cuadro mola tela.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Que raro está el Balatro

Me hace muchisima gracia la cara de confusión que tiene en la foto, en plan.....como he llegado aqui

Kept him 500 Days !!!!!

This is a huge record, my goal is to keep him alive 1000 days so, I am at 50% of it, I can't believe it!

He is still going strong even at 500 years old 💪🦈💙

The internet is now five websites owned by three people and all of them are awful

Meme de hámster asustado. Texto: tengo que esconderme antes de que diosito empiece a buscar sus mejores guerreros 2025.

Me he reído de esto todo el día 😂

este domingo a ver nosferatu

Phones being just bad computers that are brand locked, just as expensive, and can't do 70% of the things regular computers can is really showing how acheing our world is. My phone literally cannot shut down on a timer, and its these little things that add up to sheer frustration with any device

On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim

Vincent D'Onofrio & @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Es que cada cosa nueva que sale es mejor:

-Llegó en bici
-Le dedicó una sonrisa amable a la recepcionista.
-Se paseó delante de las cámaras.
-Disparó tres balas con tres palabras escritas: Deny, Defend, Depose.
-Se deshizo de la mochila, que iba llena de billetes de Monopoly
-Se marchó en autobus.

Hala! Que posicion mas alta para Hanry!!

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…

La existencia de un Yakuza Sushi en Madrid implica Ia existencia de un ETA Croqueta en Tokyo

Art teacher TO CLASS: REMEMBER CLASS ANYTHING CAN BE ART EXCEPT WHAT BORBY DREW TODAY BOBBY DREW PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDERMAN *PICTURE OF GOKU MAKING LOVE TO SPIDDERMAN* BOBBY HAS CREATED THE OPPOSITE OF ART

Gente ya soy doctora!!

Small German Shepard-Shiba inu mix puppy

Large German Shepard-Shiba inu adult dog

Dog evolved

Algoritmo de Instagram: La gente es guapa y su vida es genial

Algoritmo de facebook: La gente es fea y su vida es absurda

Algoritmo de Bluesky: Tú eres guapo y tu vida es genial

Algoritmo de X: Las calles están llenas de moros asesinos que okuparán tu casa. Compra perrocoins en este enlace.