haar

stared at browt so much i had a vision

imagining a guy who is just a little bit misogynist to avoid being called a performative male

spongebob, patrick, and squidward as cavemen with the top and bottom text saying: "me and gang after some cook out"

shouting “i contain multitudes” as I do something im ideologically opposed to because its easier

Im losing it

rescue mission

the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

Oh its gonna be COLD, cold here in NC, I dont like that

While things are quiet in the Northwest... a generational snow and ice storm will hit the South to Mid-Atlantic from Friday to Sunday. Over 12" snow... Possibly 1" of freezing rain... these are significant impacts for anyone, let alone southern states.

this person has all my same politics, all my same beliefs, all my same likes and dislikes. regrettably, they are just a little soy, and as a result i consider myself their mortal enemy,

actually my #wife has the true GOAT bush

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

as bad as it could possibly be. a gang of pedophiles decides to depose a world leader to run the state like a colony and suck every last dollar out of the ground

cant wait to see the opposition party "strongly condemn" this action because he filled out the wrong form or w/e

Im not tryna fix her, we’re in a competition to see whos worse

One of the best to ever do it

Pokémon.

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

I don't think the Whos deserve to be saved from their sins.

Both Army and Navy are frauds. They lost to Vietnam who wasn’t even ranked.

so insanely fucking real for this

i respect you having this take, but I wont agree with you on it

*Explaining Christmas to an American*

Imagine a Burgermeister Meisterburger

I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong

Someone from 2016: “rare pepes” :-)