Starlighter

Yes we do

I AM MELTING 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

That bag is so cuteeeeeeeee

😭😭😭😭

The way I clocked your tea

Back to work

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Well, hello.

I guess it’s a privilege to be able to choose between jobs but so much of my livelihood is tied to being able to have a healthy relationship with work.

I made a call today that I hope pays off.

I hope I’m making the right call today.

I’d say that cutting is hard, hard af, but every time I do it is a little easier than before

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Why don’t you come smoke my mirror sometime?

Curl checkup

That’s a fattie

Is such a humble brag, I love her

It ain't gotta be huge, but it gotta be pretty.

Shakira said something about mountains in the 2000s

Can’t wait for the final evolutions to leak like three days before the game release

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

Rest in peace Willie Colón

Fr fr though, like what kind of animal?

Literalmente

Uno de los wankers btw

Waist at 91 cms

Oh my god they were roommates

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

The way you clocked that

I’d fold on the spotttttt

All the mental issues at once

I’m just talking out of spite but omg how can you say shit like “bring your latino friends next time so they all fuck me” and then say “I can’t stand Venezuelans and Colombians”.