Fvcking Hadit Uptahere

You just know that Kegsbreath will blame this on Joe Biden, somehow.

Didn't they hear that the war was over and we won? Yeesh

Pete Hegseth standing in front of a sign that says 'DEPARTMENT OF MURDER'.

Giving this horrible, little man a ridiculous amount of power has really unleashed his inner psychopath.

Ignorance is no defense of the law. Impeach, remove, and convict these war criminals.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

Billions, you say?

Pete Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [the Strait of Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that.”

What a fucking idiot.

A real shithole country, amirite?

I have nothing to add here. Yes, it’s that bad.

I WILL NOT LET THIS GO. THIS MAN IS A CLASSIST RACIST RAPIST PEDOPHILE! RELEASE THE ENTIRE UNREDACTED TRUMPSTEIN FILES!!!!

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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Dr Evil?

Good Point! Trump is dangerous.

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Nah, it should be topped with a golden shitter, so we can all crap on his grave while sitting on a golden shitter.

Jared Kushner Solicits Funds for His Firm While Working as Mideast Envoy

Bribe farm. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/b...

… that he’ll spend cheating at golf and taking top secret meetings with staff behind a cheap black curtain, just feet away from his unvetted paying customers. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

this means it is not open for transit

Trump on Iran: “Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today…I, as the 47th President of the United States of America, am killing them. What a great honor it is to do so!”

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Says a guy who draws his salary, healthcare, and retirement from government, in addition to making bank off of trading on the inside information he gets from the government.

I kid you not... The same White House that forgot that invading Iran might lead it to close the Strait of Hormuz, is now arguing (through Peter Navarro) that war with Iran is a good idea because it'll prevent Iran from closing the Strait of Hormuz.

Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) speaks with reporters in the Senate Subway on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. (Photo by Tom Brenner/Getty Images)

Chris Murphy: “They have NO plan to open up the Strait of Hormuz — a totally foreseeable result of a military action against Iran—

It’s getting worse, not better as Iran is now mining the Strait — if the Strait is closed for weeks or months more, that’s a global economic catastrophe”

The genius businessman strikes again

preface that with: ‘with all due respect’.

On at least 23 occasions, federal agents in Minnesota detained people solely on the basis of their race during Operation Metro Surge. That’s according to Federal Judge Eric Tostrud.