They were big men, bigger than most NFL O-linemen, hands the size of waffle irons. With tears streaming, the biggest one said, “Sir, thank you for thinking of inserting the rope inside the pole & for going with rust protection. Classy. Is there a pole meme coin I can purchase on a fractional basis?”
RFK Jr., who's supposed to be all about "facts and logic," is out here removing members of the CDC’s vaccine advisory committee?!?
Y’all, these aren’t political appointees. These are public health experts—people who’ve spent their careers working to keep Americans safe from disease.
Typical “Pro-lifer.”
Statement from Buona Forchetta about the ICE raid last night. 💔
Hey, Montana drivers, try harder. How come Andrew gets to park like that! If he parks like that, we'll all park like that! It'll be anarchy!"
Don’t pitch to Raffy Devers on a Saturday afternoon game with the winning run on 2nd and first base open. Maybe you chance it on a school night so all the youngsters, including Raffy, can get to bed. But not on a Saturday. Absurd to pitch to him. #RedSox win in 10.
Shameful.
Nope
Trump officials' showings at hearings today were disasters, but it doesn't make headlines bc the media's default assumption is that Rs are clownish rascals. But if Dems didn't know what was happening at their agencies or what habeas corpus is, it'd be front page news. This is a key media asymmetry.
RIP Fat Sam. Or maybe some of you knew him as Norm.
They really are vile people.
Yes, it was an exciting walk off last night. But this team is not good. Been a fan since ‘75. Major issues with starting pitching and the bullpen. And management seems content with being a .500 team every year. Good times. #redsox
Fuck you Red Sox bullpen, you're the worst.
This team is sickening. Another season of watching .500 baseball
Now 4 walks. Fuck this team. Fire Cora. Get rid of some of these bums.
#redsox 3 straight walks. Walk a run in. Clown team. Goddamn joke!
JHC! Walk a guy who a hitting .219. #redsox
I laughed
arguing against birthright citizenship in front of the supreme court while at the same time pitching a netflix show where immigrants compete for citizenship is such a perfect microcosm of america right now that it feels fake
If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
"Has anyone noticed that, since I said “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,” she’s no longer “HOT?”"
the President of the United States, everyone
When will I get a long investigative piece from the Times or the Atlantic on why this man with his pudding brain has become obsessed with the word ‘groceries’. Obsessed.
*truth
Rep. Jason Smith: "And then you can look at Medicaid cuts -- Medicaid reforms, I should say."
Oops.
Man of the people who definitely knows what the ancient term "groceries" are.
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Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽
That is in fact what this administration has done.
