If you are the governor of a state and have never talked with a poor person you should be fired

Is this even real

Out loud

I’m just agreeing with you

Yes because they are warm and turquoise Tiffany is icy

if they dumpstered the op-eds it would be less of a problem

He’s fucking from Utah so it’s hilarious that he was their second choice

bars

Pete Hegseth's "Department of War" spent $7.4 million on lobster tails, more than $15 million on ribeye steaks, and hundreds of thousands on doughnuts...in September.

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Rep COUTURE? man that’s so good

Wow even Utah didn’t pass those

BUT ON MY WAY, I'M GOING TO BE DOING THIS. IF YOU GET HIT, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.

Lu Dort, navigating screens

Whoops

These are people who don’t know to take shelter during their 900th F4

I have said this!

I love it

The WNBA has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST THING.

Sending this story to the IRS in lieu of my return

Tell it to the ICC

I like being able to read what his ass said without hearing his ass voice. Thanks Aaron!

Hell yeah, sir

I hope this gets used in court. International court

Impeach the motherfucker already

Wright Thompson, really? Ugh

I’d be on board to end daylight saving time if only to make people shut the fuck up about it forever

If you look closely you can see your 401k in there.

Please stop

a hockey player is upside down on the ice in front of an advertisement for o'reals ALT: a hockey player is upside down on the ice in front of an advertisement for o'reals

I’ve lost count of the fights in this TB Sabres game

So sweet

Hard agree