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Avid CAC reader. Retired bassoonist. 49ers fan. Potato seeking self-improvement every day. He/him.

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12.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1646 πŸ” 339 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
Titus Welliver - Al Swearengen Auditions
Titus Welliver - Al Swearengen Auditions YouTube video by Saul Goodman

Titus Welliver is 63
Great actor but also a brilliant impressionist. His Robert Duvall here is particularly superb.
youtu.be/fS_lE_AcD2k?...

12.03.2025 09:26 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 8

I hate this song so much that I still resent Death Cab for Cutie for it sounding kind of like a Death Cab song even though it isn’t a Death Cab song

12.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New grenade just dropped

12.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot support Italy after learning the espresso is not hand pulled. take the tournament seriously

12.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 351 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

…it was a good death.

12.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s some rarified air, that is.

11.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what? I take back what I’ve said before: we actually should bring back hazing.

11.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Maj. Justin Albrecht, Active Guard Reserve, serves as a training officer in the Training Directorate, Headquarters, U.S. Army Reserve Command, Fort Bragg, North Carolina.
Previously, he was the operations officer for the 402nd Quartermaster Battalion. He deployed to Afghanistan.

Maj. Justin Albrecht, Active Guard Reserve, serves as a training officer in the Training Directorate, Headquarters, U.S. Army Reserve Command, Fort Bragg, North Carolina. Previously, he was the operations officer for the 402nd Quartermaster Battalion. He deployed to Afghanistan.

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11.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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11.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve seen this kind of hardball approach have detrimental effects in seasons past when contentious, protracted negotiations with Aiyuk, TW, Deebo, Bosa have led to the players missing camp and having a dip in performance as a result.

But has this approach ever tangibly benefited the team?

11.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This woman has done nothing wrong.

11.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.

Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out

10.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Atsa spicy base a ball 🀌🀌🀌

11.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He finished brigade command not that long ago

11.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The meme of Anthony "Spice" Adams standing behind tree rubbing his hands. In this instance, he's wearing a red jacket with the 49ers logo on it. His head is replaced by a power substation and at the top it reads "San Francisco's electromagnetic fields looking at Mike Evans' ligaments.

The meme of Anthony "Spice" Adams standing behind tree rubbing his hands. In this instance, he's wearing a red jacket with the 49ers logo on it. His head is replaced by a power substation and at the top it reads "San Francisco's electromagnetic fields looking at Mike Evans' ligaments.

I am absolutely howling at this (h/t Eric Crocker over at X). 49ers fans, we can't help but laugh.

10.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

is that good?

10.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I stayed away from the red light district and thought it was very nice. Unless there were British tourists around.

10.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kattenkabinet | Cat Art Museum

I always recommend this museum to visitors. It’s a quick visit, and they’re brave enough to not edit out the butthole on the logo kattenkabinet.nl

10.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a shame you had a bad experience. Been there twice. Loved it both times.

10.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

For an organization that’s elevated punching itself in the dick to an art form, this would still be among its greatest self-dick-punching achievements.

09.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Evans, Ricky Pearsall, George Kittle, and Christian McCaffrey should be a devastating starting lineup for the 3 games they play together in 2026

09.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 483 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 6

is that good?

09.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t spell Dow Industrial Average without a D-E-I

09.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is that good?

09.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pfffffffftttt ok yeah do it

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered what happened when Hugh Grant took his dad to the premiere for Paddington 2:
β€˜He turned to me halfway through and said β€˜is that a real bear?’ & I said β€˜no dad, he’s talking.’

08.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah ok try finding a place with decent ribs in iran

08.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 474 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3