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Kevin Simmons

@puzzletheory

Designer/producer/business guy at Asymmetric (we make the Loathing series of games). I also write puzzles, take photos, and climb rocks.

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I don't know if I can get it much cleaner (this was already extremely tedious as-is), but it's definitely possible to get over 90%...

12.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steak

12.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kool (and the gang)

10.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever's going around right now is no joke

10.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Managed to get 1151, I think chest upgrade order matters a lot in addition to getting fast access to the reset spell?

10.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you really want to, there's a way to increase max HP

10.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Edamame

09.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honor

08.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weirdo

07.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hmm Iโ€™m not sure about this new plumber ๐Ÿค”

07.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 653 ๐Ÿ” 77 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Brooklyn 99

07.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's going to see to jams in James' toes? Jose's team won't. Also, Jess Mateo will eat jessom.

05.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The skin is the best* part!

*tartest

05.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tin

04.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Identity

04.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Komodo dragon

04.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's okay

01.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why bother?

01.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13162 ๐Ÿ” 5327 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90 ๐Ÿ“Œ 185

"Meataxe logic" is perfect

27.02.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@vanessawilliamson.bsky.social -- thought you might want to hear about this excellent discovery

26.02.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I go back and forth about it

25.02.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alas, no love for a drunken horse

17.02.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you ever read Ender's Game? The b-story plot about how two children came to be dominant world figures because everyone was anonymous on the internet stuck with me for years.

15.02.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot from an email (one of many similar emails!) from LinkedIn to me claiming "15 colleagues from your company already solved LinkedIn puzzle games" with a link to some of their puzzle games.

A screenshot from an email (one of many similar emails!) from LinkedIn to me claiming "15 colleagues from your company already solved LinkedIn puzzle games" with a link to some of their puzzle games.

LinkedIn trying to lure me into their ecosystem with puzzle games seems like it'd work, except for the fact that they are straight-up lying in their (seemingly constant) emails about it. I don't even *have* 15 colleagues at my company!

12.02.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, Iโ€™m still so proud of what we made.

09.02.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3018 ๐Ÿ” 341 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127 ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

I love it when there are half a dozen options in the conversation script and they all just point to the same result node!

05.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, there are people who don't refrigerate their hot sauce?

(Cold hot sauce is just *sauce*, and it goes on everything.)

05.02.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Isles of Sea and Sky is $4.99 on Steam buff.ly/3Zc8eFI

Deck verified

04.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction

02.02.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 103 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3