Ken

which of anyone to say that to her other than maybe me, you're 1000% the most valid to say it. You are her sister in all but blood lol

really glad my upstairs neighbor decided that 1am on a tuesday night is a good time to listen to 50hz Sub Bass Lofi Beats To Make Your Neighbors Hate You

As someone rereading A Storm of Swords i have to strongly disagree. Like he very much would Not be and if anything would be calling for Trumps head if not serving it up himself

only one man can save us from the mad king

a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

Its what you get for not camping w me :(

What flavor

Everyone warns about like oh you'll get hairy but they dont say where 😭 they never say you'll get the amazon growing between your crack

*buzzer noise* um wrong i was going for a reptile theme actually

a cute frog and snakes and lizard and gecko and leaf stickered gay lunch note

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only if you pinky promise to hold me after as well 🤝

Can you believe it guys? Peace in the Middle East, just a war away! Peace in the Middle East is in a war! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Peace in the Middle East, just a war away. Oh wow! Can you believe it? Peace in the Middle East, just in a week! It got here so fast. Peace just a-

very pink beans

I think about this one mashed potato pizza I've had at least once a week. It had chicken and gravy and cheese and it fucked so hard

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license.

They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

[maester trump voice] king aegon the unlikely, the peasant king! they're calling him a friend of the small folk. but we like our knights big, don't we? bigger than sir duncan the tall. blackfyre said to me "sir, aegon took my throne". we're going to DRAIN THE BLACKWATER! i call him Aegon the "WOKE"!

I dont like thinking about the scoby mother, its a wet fungus scab

yea i dont wanna have to drink the scab juice 😭

It was strawberry flavor and she likes strawberries :(

my teeth: ground
my heart rate: elevated
meds: unopened
tears: shed

Following the directive to a T 🫡

nightly check-in where i verify that me and my friends are all clenching our jaws tightly, extremely stressed, not drinking water, and not taking our meds

a gay bug themed lunch note

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The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:

this is how i witnessed an ICE kidnapping in western mass, i paid a $250 bail for a woman accused of trespassing (right...) and ICE snatched her as soon as we got out the door

even more benefit getting to enjoy the fruits of her labor and being between her thighs

God her thighs are so 🤤😍

stardew with me :) 👉👈