My Hoover just burst into flames. I’m so rock and roll.
02.02.2025 10:45
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That’s my afternoon task sorted.
Planning our Ibiza trip… you’ve heard of Club 18-30? Welcome to Club 44-53. 🪩🇪🇸
Be afraid.
It’s 6:30am and I’m off on a road trip up north to meet my bestie for breakfast. 🥓🍳🚙 🚗
I feel like a teenager sneaking out of the house to party. Seems these days, I travel for bacon, not beer.
Wait. This isn’t a vanity mirror?
My Saturday morning: Drinking coffee while watching live web cams on Koh Samui…
Yep. I’m that new friend of yours. The one obsessed with travel and Thailand. 🇹🇭
Oh, hello weekend, I didn’t see you there…
May have just booked a clubbing holiday to Ibiza with my bestie. I’m 53 but think I’m 23 - you have been warned.
What a week, eh?
I’m cold.
It’s been a this kinda week…
It’s been a this kind of week. You?
On repeat in my head.. the Venga Boys have a lot to answer for.
Whoah! We're going to Ibiza
Whoah! Back to the island
Whoah! We're gonna have a party
Whoah! In the Mediterranean Sea
See?! SEE?!!
It’s the shoes.
The escape hatch opens in a week… #travelblogger ✈️
Dude, Benny Blanco is totes hot. I can’t explain it.
I do, indeed, know the song… and now it’ll be on repeat in my head for the rest of the day. 🫶
I don’t know why you put stickers on your expensive laptop…
Me: You should see my tattoos.
My 5am colleagues are animals.
Bedecked in camo .. I walk amongst you.
I’m unboxing a PlayStation Portal AND roasting a chicken. My talents know no bounds.
Things that make me happy…
Gin.. you?
I’m glad you did. I don’t know anyone at this party. Let’s hit the bar.
Birthday gift from someone who knows me very, very well. #feminist
What does the productivity world have against frogs? We eat them… we boil them…
We certainly never celebrate them. Poor frogs. 🐸
Okay… I’m here. Now what?
