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I slap the bacon out your mouth. Dance upon your sarnie.

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Watched Winkleman last night. Either Jennifer Saunders was fed an ad lib about pencils, or they just happened to have a miced up and primed pencil expert in the audience? Perhaps they had every possible occupation covered just in case?

14.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social has nailed this with a reference I'm sure you'll appreciate

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13.03.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sir Anthony Hopkins holding a mic

Sir Anthony Hopkins holding a mic

Ps.

09.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a crank in everything

06.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slippery pobol y Cwm

03.03.2026 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is going to be the talk of the sauna down at Virgin Active later

03.03.2026 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What we need is a 'Phoenix Club' - modelled on the Brude or even better the crescent in York. I'd chip in for that and the council should too (The Citadel, ahem) Let the leadmill brand die in peace.

03.03.2026 11:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doubly whammy pisser.
That copy of 'Hawking Radiation' by Lake Ruth I thought was arriving in the post from Chicago was a pop up storefront scam.

So no record, and I've been had.

03.03.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it's apparently when the head of an Islamic household stops his wife and kids from voting for Reform like they clearly really wanted to.

26.02.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, are Reform claiming that Muslim 'family voting' would mean that the family patriarchs would force the whole family to vote Labour when the women and kids actually wanted to vote Reform?

26.02.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Peanut Duck   Marsha Gee
Peanut Duck Marsha Gee YouTube video by Jahbuzzz

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The Peanut Duck - i still don't think anyone really knows what this is or where it came from?

Oh and The Len Ganley Stance too of course - everybody's doing that one.

18.02.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I'm on a reverie about barging into Dunelm Mill cafe and raging at all the middle class latte drinkers.

18.02.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fucking lattes. Out of of these? Most working class thing you can do mate.

18.02.2026 07:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So buoyed up by the thought that Jason K Pargin enjoys The Northern Boys. Made my day.

17.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's 'Nostalgiatation' surely. It's being posted for a reason.

17.02.2026 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Britpopple - Heardle for Britpop fans Guess the Britpop song from the intro in as few tries as possible.

Aaaah. Close

Britpopple #1318

๐Ÿ”Š๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌœ๏ธ

#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple

www.britpopple.uk

14.02.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you doing this on purpose? I'm going for The Riverboat Song anyway.

14.02.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm playing a new version of Britpopple where I first try the guess today's song based on how many goes it took @danpopomatic.bsky.social to get it and what his visceral reaction to getting it correct was.

11.02.2026 08:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of 'Divebomb' by number one cup

The cover of 'Divebomb' by number one cup

10.02.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flat white van man.

09.02.2026 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was only 24 meters from Ha! Ha!

06.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do love to wake up to a Lee and Herring deepcut.

06.02.2026 06:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's looking great, but could it somehow smell more of shite?

05.02.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are going to send their grandchildren to die to protect a past that never happened.

04.02.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found that a cup of tea with one sugar in it (14 calories!) did the trick most of the time when I fancied a chocolate bar.

03.02.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the clarification.

02.02.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's more of a supply side issue. How is public transport so shit, and cycling so dangerous than a teenager wants to get totally fucking rinsed learning to drive, passing a test and running a car so they can enjoy a decent job and social life.

01.02.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out Haruki Murakami is a bit of Japanese Gregg Wallace. Although his lifestyle sounds a bit more zen than going to the Harvester and playing strategy video games they both rely on someone else picking up after then.

30.01.2026 05:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text from an emulation of the 1986 BBC Domesday project. This is taken from square representing Barnstaple in North Devon.

Text from an emulation of the 1986 BBC Domesday project. This is taken from square representing Barnstaple in North Devon.

The whole thing is currently emulated at the Centre for Computing History.
domesday.computinghistory.org.uk

I went to take a look at the square I spent 99.9% of my life before the age of 18 in and it contains this corker.

29.01.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have misunderstood his mission. It's to lose and complain forever. I'm not convinced that isn't Farage's national aim either tbh.

29.01.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0