Aaron Schwartzbaum

these guys and FIRE have demonstrated a lot of integrity

more like DRAMAdary

i support the corrupt old nepotist autocratic, not the corrupt old nepotist autocrat!

OFFICIAL Philly Pronunciation Guide #phillycomedy #philadelphia #philly #wordplay YouTube video by It's Always Punny in Philadelphia

here's a little something from us to out-of-towners. #visitphilly, folks!

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passing out after jewish brunch? that's a vasobagel

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man who says not great bob ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man who says not great bob

the state of the union

a reminder that democrats should be calling him a tyrant in every reference to him, no matter the issue or question at hand.

Children of Muppets

european rearmament: che cosa fare!?

go birds

A flyer for an upcoming pun competition at Helium comedy club on March 7th! It says "come see the city's best, worst punslingers compete for groans and glory."

HELLO #PHILLY, IT'S ALWAYS PUNNY IS BACK AND BADDER THAN EVER.

Come catch us at Helium on March 7th! It's a convenient 4PM show after which you can drink to forget, grab dinner, and be home by a reasonable hour!

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holy chart crime, batman

didn't think i'd arrive here, but... well done, hakeem

make america russia again

bans on gerrymandering are a good fix, but state lines are the real thing that need to be fixed.

MCSGA*

make city states great again

Implementation: the bringing of a plan, process, or idea into effect

Impelmentation: absolutely crushing a huge bowl of pelmeni

if at first you don't secede

Democrats need to be landing more verbal body shots on people like Kavanaugh. Say his name every time you tell a story like this.

good news from the nation of philadelphia

Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw' A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...

Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'

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hey @schumer.senate.gov, i believe the term you want is "corrupt tyrant"

has no morality and his mind is failing. fantastic!

time for a march on their local office. mayor frey and tim walz should be at the front of it.

the thing about state organizations with impunity is that even if that impunity if meant for "bad guys," it tends to get used against everybody, ultimately

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a coup d'not

is this a factotum poll?

some people love quoting "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must." That was Athens saying that at the height of its empire. Few of those people seem to remember what happened to Athens the very next year.

hey #philly, we're doing something beneficial for society for a change! JOKES for JUSTICE is a standup comedy benefit for local gender justice organizers. all proceeds go to an organization called Bread and Roses.

let's make philly a kinder, more welcoming place!

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