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Authentic Frontier Gibberish. He / Him

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"just order it onli-" do you people not appreciate the sensation of seeing something on a shelf, picking it up, all that?

11.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't have any real urge to see IRON LUNG but I do appreciate a big toothy monster with vestigial people parts sprouting from it.

11.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay, but fr i have been to three chain bookstores and two comic shops and none had the first trade for Absolute Wonder Woman.

11.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're not able to spare anything, please at least share this far and wide:

10.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Me, as soon as the cashier / store owner is distracted.

11.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hm. Can't tip in John Wick World. what's 20% of a thick gold coin with a memento mori on it, right? i guess the hotels and whatnot must put that into their pay structure. maybe they're all co-ops. maybe everything in John Wick is co-ops

17.08.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Always hate walking into a hole in the wall nerd shop and not buying anything, especially when I'm the only customer there.

11.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

this excellent cover raises the startling question: what does Brian Bolland think a taco is

10.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 6

Every time I see someone criticize a horror movie protagonist for not being combat savvy under existential threat (THEY DROPPED THE GUN DUH) I wanna be like we know, Marky Mark. You'd have stopped 9/11.

Fucking CinemaSins ass shit.

10.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 8

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

"Hey, that's just fo--" *gets jabbed in chakra point that causes your skeleton to rocket out of you with enough force to achieve liftoff*

10.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay that final bit was pretty funny.

10.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

boy does it

05.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 597 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I saw some talk that he intends CHAINSAW MAN to be three parts a while back so it's probably just "Part 2 Ends...then maybe hiatus."

10.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have a copy of this sitting on my desk just waiting for me to read it. I should do that.

10.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to Neil Gaiman's next novel How Story Power Proves An Abusive Starfucking Sex Creep Is Innocent, Actually.

10.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On the other hand, Fujimoto is absolutely the kind of dude that would pull a "meteor crashes, kills everybody" ending just for a laugh so....

10.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"CHAINSAW MAN IS ENDING!!!"
*2 months later*
"CHAINSAW MAN NEO ANNOUNCED!!!"

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are no bad movies that I secretly love because we all know I have the most impeccable taste and any movie I enjoy is therefore a bonafied classic.

10.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, not gonna put a lot of stock in that CHAINSAW MAN news until I see something more concrete. Fujimoto said that the series was planned to be 3 parts a while back and he's nuts enough to pull something but yeah...I think somebody played a game of telephone over part 2 wrapping up.

10.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

...wait he actually did that to his eyebrows? That wasn't a joke?

10.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Common British name meets a lot of fantasy writers are British?

I know, realistic answers aren't fun.

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I access blu sky.

10.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Every generation needs its New Coke.

10.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well shit...now that I typed that out I realized that was Terry BROOKS, who did the "kill characters before they became you know, actually interesting..." thing.

Look two guys named Terry who wrote shitty generic fantasy, can you blame me for getting them mixed up.

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I'm picturing him as Gollum / Smeagol.

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!!!

10.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't even try to get into publicly predicting where Chainsaw Man is headed. You will lose.

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 645 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

...oh wow. Hahaha oh WOW.

10.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0