The Baron Munchausen

In good news, now that the war has completed our goal of regime change, and disarmament of nukes, and the Dow is below 50k, we can talk about Epstein again.

Each patriot missile costs about $4 million. We've launched more than 150 in 5 days…

That’s $600 Million!

And we just wanted affordable healthcare. Big sigh.😞

Epstein would argue differently

I think we need to take a step back and acknowledge the absurdity of House Republicans targeting their Epstein investigation on HILLARY CLINTON (who says she never met him!) while ignoring DONALD TRUMP (who Epstein described as his best friend!)

These are not serious people or good faith actors.

Aliens don’t use ketchup.

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How unfortunate.

Goldman: "If Trump wants to put his name on everything, as he does, then let's start calling this the Trump-Epstein files"

Looking for the Epstein files in Iran…

Q: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

A: We do.

Please follow @amberspeaks.bsky.social .👇🏼

Picture this…

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

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They use children?

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It was the smell.

NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland.

Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!

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As usual.

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Luckily he’s got a lot of experience with failure.

Not talking about Epstein though.

Footage of ICE kidnapping Dawokefarmer in Minnesota

ICE agents are slipping on ICE all over Minnesota. Mother Nature has spoken. GTFO.

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I just thought ICE had really bad healthcare.

They checked him in and out so fast.

Just release the Epstein files - before this dictator gets us into a war on 3 continents. Mexico, Russia, and China.

All five parties in Greenland issue a statement.

“We don’t want to be Americans, we don’t want to be Danish; we want to be Greenlanders.”

This is “Crimea playbook”. 🤦‍♀️

Has anyone else noticed that the EPSTEIN FILES are still being held back. Less than 1% have been released. Another blatant refusal to accept oversight from our pitifully weak congress. 🗽

i like pronouncing "capital one bank" with a cartoonish russian accent

If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now?

Just checking what the standards are these days.

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