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THIS DUMB PHONE RUINS ALL
MY BEST JOKES

Woke up

I had to correct with double bogey mcafee so that no tangential sports references could imply I thought he was better than par

I’d love for him to cover golf and fall in an alligator-infested water hazard tho

BUILD ANOTHER AWESOME TUNNEL ELON. TESLA OIL BRIGADE

The next time one of these right wing dipshits goes "How are we gonna pay for that?" when it comes to healthcare, food assistance, affordable housing, infrastructure, social safety net, etc, just show them this and kick them right in the fucking nuts.

Pat even. He is double bogey mcafee

I HATE PAR MCAFEE SO MUCH

Will you guys be doing another event at Park Rd as you have in the past, or another Charlotte location?

I’m cool with the players but am rooting for this Italy-Mexico game to be the best/funniest ending possible

Read this too fast and Jon catches so many strays

My "The U.S. is currently speedrunning the collapse of the British Empire" thesis continues to hold up pretty well. bsky.app/profile/bafr...

It sounds stupid: butt

So Israeli intelligence, in the end, is who has THE dirt he doesn’t want to get out, so he’s become their puppet in Trump’s ear?

Every year that passes without something themed to this film at Disney’s Hollywood Studios and/or California Adventure parks is a damn shame. EVEN IF IT IS JUST A BAR

Signed off every press conference with “just say that you want me”

This is Nacho Alvarez slander

yeah, this is awful. for one, women's & Olympic sports won't and wouldn't be "saved" by anything in this bill; its only impact would be widening the income gap between ultra-rich programs and everybody else even further.

This bill is the product of Trump's people! Why is any Democrat backing it!?

$0.60 more per gallon to fill up today compared to Monday. This traitorous war criminal motherfucker have your attention yet, red hat bootlickers?

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Man he must’ve really hated her performance yesterday

This is such a dogshit thing to say but notice how much of a coward he is to immediately go oh gosh oh golly when the reporter asks what he means by that. Can’t even have the courage of his dirtbag convictions, an insult to all men who wear shorts and hoodies in the winter. We reject him.

“SOME Teams are putting too much money in players’ pockets and it’s DISGUSTING.”

idk what to tell people anymore. the goal isn't competitive balance. It's franchise values. And they want a salary cap because capping spending makes their franchises worth more because it artificially restricts their costs. That's the entire thing. If they could do that without parity, they would

So what they wanted all along was The Sims in HD that also clear cuts forests and wastes water?

Sigh

Oh so they signed Ozuna AND him? How on brand. Assholes.

Amen forever

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