A tardigrade is pictured playing a violin. The tardigrade image is real, while the violin was added with photoshop. The size scale on the bottom shows that the tardigrade is less than 200 microns (micrometers) in length.
Trumpers have a howling void of angry insecurity where a soul should be. Unchecked power tastes like ashes in their mouth because they thought when they got it everyone would be forced to like and admire them even though they’re irredeemable assholes. But people still treat them like assholes.
Ok, getting to the end, I laughed. Because, well, Florida.
Trump: "Today, President Donald J. Trump and Kirkland & Ellis LLP, Allen Overy Shearman Sterling US LLP, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP, and Latham & Watkins LLP (the “Law Firms”) announce the following agreement regarding a series of actions to be taken by the Law Firms: 1. The Law Firms will provide an aggregate total of at least $500 Million Dollars in pro bono and other free Legal services, during the Trump Administration and beyond, in the respective amounts set forth below, to causes that President Trump and the Law Firms both support and agree to work on, including in the following areas: Assisting Veterans and other Public Servants, including, among others, members of the Military, Gold Star families, Law Enforcement, and First Responders; ensuring fairness in our Justice System; and combatting Antisemitism. The Law Firms will take on a wide range of pro bono matters that represent the full political spectrum, including Conservative ideals. The Law Firms and their commitments are: Kirkland & Ellis LLP, Allen Overy Shearman Sterling US LLP, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP, and Latham & Watkins LLP: $125 Million Dollars each. 2. The Law Firms affirm their commitment to Merit-Based Hiring, Promotion, and Retention. Accordingly, the Law Firms will not engage in illegal DEI discrimination and preferences. The Law Firms affirm that it is their policy to give Fair and Equal consideration to Job Candidates, irrespective of their political beliefs, including Candidates who have served in the Trump Administration, and any other Republican or Democrat Administration. The Law Firms will engage outside counsel to advise the Law Firms in confirming their employment practices are fully compliant with Law, including, but not limited to, Anti-Discrimination Laws."
more law firms have just sold out to Trump
A federal website watered down the Underground Railroad. Harriet Tubman's descendant wants to know why. www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/...
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#withalttext
It doesn’t matter if Xi does anything. FOTUS will just keep lying and MAGAts will keep believing him.
Or just send fElon the waste. Preferably in a paper bag, on fire, on his doorstep.
Ya think? 🤦🏼♀️
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
Rake the Forests! Don’t be a Panican! Boarders!
They’ll also tell you that you have TDS.
If we’re asking for react emojis, I need an eye roll 🙄 and a puke 🤮
You KNOW it’s Grok.
Email from DHS revoking parole, unnamed recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 1
Email from DHS revoking parole, unknown recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 2
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
And I just scheduled myself for a polio shot. I’m 57, but I’m in the US. Good lord.
Skum started the conversation last year:
His assault on the judiciary continues.
SCOTUS gave him a whiff of absolute power last year.
He wants it all.
No checks. No balances.
And another stunning win for AI
A good use of AI!
Yesterday's Fuck-Around becomes today's Find-Out
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This is literally happening right before our very eyes.
Atta boy trump. Biggest goddam army in the modern world without gas, you shithead. All because you get in a fight with someone you thought you could bully. You truly are dumber than shit.
