Sara Wilcox

1. Seeing a dog with its head out the car window.
2. The smell of your favorite cookie baking.
3. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Feeling pretty good about mine.

What's My JND? 0.0041
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Completely. I hope they’re inundated with similar bills.

@moryan.bsky.social Just saw this earlier today.

I can assure you with 100% certainty that it is NOT the United States. I may have answered this differently before people violently stormed statehouses because they could not go to Chilis, but I am confident in my stance on this now. bsky.app/profile/apne...

I'm sorry. These buses are cool and whatnot, but I'm too distracted by the fact that someone named their airline company Ikarus.

Who knew "didn't bother to understand the source material" has such a long and storied history in corporate branding.

again, if you put this into a work of fictional satire about the Presidency, people would think you're laying it on a little too thick

and yet

Timeline cleanse.

This needs to be immortalized.

I adore this story

Yes, yes we are.

Given that I was old enough to drive myself and my brother to the theater to see it when it came out, that’s the part I was especially trying to block out. 😉

Perfect. That’s right up there with referring to a Canada goose as a “cobra chicken.”

Seconded.

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

I don’t have a quote, but check out what my authentication number was just now.

My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.

Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago

Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.

I’m sorry. If today doesn’t improve, I hope tomorrow at least is better.

Black and white photo of Molly Ivins.

Molly Ivins (1944–2007) was a witty, liberal Texas newspaper columnist and author.
She fought the good fight with satire.
A close friend of Gov Ann Richards.
Raise your voices, Ladies!
#WomensMonth
#SheShed
#Pinks
#Voices4Victory
#DV1

Dog loves tomate

timeline cleanse, have dog

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Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling

There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.

It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

Help.

What are these skulls that were given to me?

But gifting the right pair is more than having the correct size, said menswear writer Derek Guy. "If you have a suit that doesn't fit well, you'll just look bad. But if you have a shoe that doesn't fit well, you can develop physical issues." Guy suggested Trump call up Alden Shoe Co., a higher-end brand founded in Massachusetts, and have a salesman stop by the White House for proper fittings. "I don't think it's extravagant-for a billionaire."

From the WSJ article.

I can't compete with this.

This is faith in action. This is living and upholding your beliefs in real time. This is true Christianity.

hello darkness my old friend
daylight savings strikes again