Her and Mary.
11.03.2026 01:56
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I'll believe in Tilly Norwood when she drops her first sex tape.
11.03.2026 01:54
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No it most certainly did not respond to anything
11.03.2026 01:42
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I've been watching a bunch of American Horror Story and every 5th character has that haircut and 'stash
11.03.2026 01:40
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Dude looks like a cop in a Ryan Murphy series who is secretly in love with his partner while being in an unsatisfying marriage and also does a lot of drugs on the job.
11.03.2026 01:32
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2026 Chicago Bears Cap Table
The Chicago Bears 2026 salary cap table, including team cap space, dead cap figures, and complete breakdowns of player cap hits, salaries, and bonuses.
The Eagles haven't done much this year. We made big splashes last year and have been more active than most teams.
Bryant, Bush, Gallimore, Raymond, Lewis, Street, and Bradbury so far.
www.spotrac.com/nfl/chicago-...
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I always look at spotrac since it's generally accurate.
11.03.2026 01:10
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He would be a 22 mil dead cap hit.
You'd actually lose more cap space because his signing bonus piles in.
11.03.2026 01:09
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There were a pile of guys that need to be resigned/replaced. He would have wiped all that out, if we could open up the 30 a year to get him.
I'm really happy with the guys they've gotten so far.
11.03.2026 01:02
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I'm going to get Max to lead a Busby Berkeley style dance number with a bunch of masked men.
11.03.2026 01:01
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Probably
11.03.2026 00:56
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Oh yeah that episode where Jon Arbuckle got laid
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I'll be happy to do it but it'll just be a lot of questions about working with Daddy Don.
I don't think it would get the points across they need.
11.03.2026 00:55
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The Raiders aren't eating any of that monster
11.03.2026 00:53
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If I were an NFL general manager I would simply put "No Take-Backsies" at the end of all my trade agreements.
11.03.2026 00:35
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I still don't want the guy with the gigantic cap hit that's going to cause us to dump a bunch of players to get him.
11.03.2026 00:43
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It ends up being a total of 99m over those two years. That's just incredible.
That's the payroll of a halfway decent baseball team.
11.03.2026 00:24
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If you're going to do something, you gotta do it right.
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Make sure you get Jimmy Fallon in there.
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I bet his dead cap hit would be incredible. Like the Dolphins eating a huge hit for Tua
11.03.2026 00:20
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It's like catnip for a certain type
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Maybe Kyler Murray and a stepladder
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I'd be curious to see what happens next.
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I wonder if we could throw Chris Getz into a huge sack and try to make a deal.
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That was my first thought.
I'm so incredibly happy the Bears didn't get in on that whole shitshow.
11.03.2026 00:15
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Clothes. The black clothes.
My girl next door charms are powered by pastels.
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I don't think I've ever seen anyone announce a blockbuster deal and then just snap it out of existence a couple days later.
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He’s a lefty so they’re goofy style.
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I can't wait to see Nana dancing to Fozzy songs.
11.03.2026 00:09
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But what about his backshots?
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