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Kirill Asanov

@asanov

Producer in GameDev, forever DM, and an author of D&D adventures He/Him, RU/EN, live in Montreal but haven’t learned enough French yet All views are my own

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i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

24.02.2026 02:23 👍 2610 🔁 875 💬 130 📌 158

I imagine the hardest part of this project was having to kill God so that you'd be unhampered by divine intervention stopping you from bringing this affront to the natural order to fruition.

24.02.2026 04:37 👍 279 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 2
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Imagine using AI art to promote meeting real people

19.02.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ubisoft Shuts Down Assassin's Creed: Rebellion Developer Halifax Studio Just Weeks After It Unionized - IGN Ubisoft has shut down its Halifax Studio, just one month after 61 of its 71 workers voted to unionize.

Solidarity with the workers of Ubisoft Halifax.

Just weeks after they formed the company’s first union in North America, Ubisoft has shut down the shop rather than bargain in good faith. 71 talented folks thrown out of work.

Outrageous!

dub.sh/amF

07.01.2026 20:15 👍 111 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 4
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Thanks for nothing, François Legault During his resignation speech, François Legault pathetically tried to spin all the glaring failures of his premiership into positives.

Thanks for nothing, François Legault

"The slick-talking businessman who wanted to run Quebec like a company ended up blaming immigrants and minorities for all our problems — like every other conservative politician who’s run out of ideas."

#polqc

14.01.2026 20:25 👍 153 🔁 68 💬 10 📌 11
майор подскользнется, майор упадет
(ICE agent sliding and falling on actual ice)

майор подскользнется, майор упадет (ICE agent sliding and falling on actual ice)

Когда я с ними, я перестаю умирать
У них открытые руки и цветные слова
Они дышат травой и им на всё плевать
А майор идёт их уничтожать
Никто из них не примет нас, никто не поймёт
Но

12.01.2026 17:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s funny and stupid that I needed to visit Paris to finally understand poetry.

02.01.2026 22:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image

31.12.2025 07:48 👍 25321 🔁 14899 💬 3 📌 3
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 👍 47046 🔁 14488 💬 953 📌 3137

Well, you deserve faceless nameless toothless press communication that we get from all the big companies. I hope that Larian won’t turn into that, but you are currently the ones pushing for PR-approved messages from people with media training.

20.12.2025 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does this mean we need to give Larian carte blanche at everything they do and not be critical? No.
But we definitely need to give them more benefit of the doubt doubt than to most other companies.
Instead, their reputation and their honesty are turned against them.

20.12.2025 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Instead of fighting with companies that literally sell AI art in their predatory live service game you’re jumping at people who literally pushing boundaries of creative expression in a AAA video games.

20.12.2025 02:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll be honest: bashing one of the most ethical and creative studios in the industry for allowing its people to experiment with new tools in a non-player facing ways is a true embarrassment and an illustration of what’s wrong with modern discourse.

20.12.2025 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tbh, I feel that a lot of it might initially come from a place of actual concern about the children. It’s just you either start digging, learn how bad things actually are and go desperate, or you find an easy scapegoat against whom you already have the bias supported by anecdotal evidence.

03.12.2025 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Accidental Renaissance

21.11.2025 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Montreal should be ashamed that our new mayor is much less left-wing than new mayor of New York.
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social with his well-deserved victory!

05.11.2025 15:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

30.10.2025 08:06 👍 8342 🔁 2710 💬 341 📌 788

Well, tbh, I don’t want to live next door to people who speak in a language of hate :D

29.10.2025 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After reading Pynchon’s “Shadow Ticket” and playing Psychonauts 2, I suddenly realized that bowling just completely disappeared from the cultural context.
Also, called some friends to hit up the alley.

29.10.2025 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My players: "And I can cast a spell as a reaction because I have Warcaster"

Me, the wise DM: "Heh. It's pronounced 'wooster.'"

02.08.2024 23:57 👍 125 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 0

Just heard the most montréalaise curse ever: calice de what the fuck

03.10.2025 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a perfect timing for the release of “One Battle After Another”. Not only it hit the spot for me exactly when I was craving this type of a wild conspiracy story, it also is too relevant for the present day. This, and “Civil War”.

01.10.2025 02:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

А Мусоргский — бухал!

19.09.2025 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Selling Out Is Bad" is a valuable concept and despite all the baggage and bullshit and elitism it could contain it's actually really good to reinforce the ideal that having integrity when it matters, especially when it hurts, is what good/cool people do. Should be adapted instead of jettisoned.

16.01.2025 07:05 👍 5379 🔁 1232 💬 51 📌 35
Man and a dog walking on a drawbridge

Man and a dog walking on a drawbridge

A dog in canoe

A dog in canoe

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Today was a good day

23.08.2025 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A table of random characteristics for kobolds.

A table of random characteristics for kobolds.

A kobold walks into a bar. What's their story?

22.08.2025 20:07 👍 43 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 0

Weapons is really cool! I will definitely steal a final scene into my home game. But kind of wish it went into a bit different direction with a threat presented to the characters or at least foreshadowed it more.

23.08.2025 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our Curse of Strahd campaign just downsized to 3 players. Good thing we were recruiting everyone we met, so we might not have a Hulk, but we have an army!

22.08.2025 02:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for this adventure!
Also, I think this giveaway boosted sales of my adventure, that I also decided to release for scratching an itch for the Forge. So double thank you! :D

22.08.2025 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, this would’ve been cool, but for now it feels like the only way is to either make a name for yourself or join the group that already has an established name that is a quality stamp in and of itself. And I have no idea how to do either of these things. :D

21.08.2025 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0