Now we’re talking!
09.03.2026 18:06
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Now we’re talking!
Genuine question. If I save all the hair I brush from my cat (Wizard) can I make a sweater? Or maybe socks?
I just passed an old guy with “HTEL CA” vanity plates while driving down a desert highway
adults are saying shit like "he got casted in a very aesthetic movie"
Had no idea Grosjean was back in IndyCar. Impressed by how much I don’t retain any off-season news.
- my wife, unprompted, while I pour her a glass of bourbon
My body is NOT a wonderland
Hell yea I just made a daiquiri
I’ve seen enough. Give the gold to the Italian gal who skated to Jaws.
The marquis for the double door in Chicago
Very much a lifetime ago, (2/18/2009!) but I think this was the only time my name was on a venue’s marquis. The fact it’s the now shuttered Double Door in Chicago makes it an extra special memory.
Chilly rainy day in the desert means I get to make and enjoy my favorite winter afternoon treat: A London Fog
Casually going bowling has been the single best thing I’ve done as an adult to make and develop friendships. We’ve been going every few weeks for a couple years now. It’s a very low pressure invite and hang, and a perfect gathering place for a couple hours. Basically youth group for adults
Some guy and a white cat named Wizard with a bubblegum nose
Happy ‘Tines Day to Wizard’s bubblegum nose
Haha very appreciative of the alt text in this scenario, my brain refuses to compute backwards text. 10/10 shirt
Oof it’s painful to watch all the hype vids for quad god in the prime time broadcast.
Someone needs to get that kid into stoner metal and he’ll become invincible
Quad God gonna come back in 4 years as Quad Cthulhu
Do you think figure skaters walk weird?
I did halfpipe live cause there’s more constant action and can watch the recording of skating to fast forward through the downtime. Follow me for hot Olympic watching tips
I held our cat Chewie right here when he had kidney failure and the time came to have to say goodbye. He passed away in my arms. Fuck now I’m crying. Lots of memories.
I remember sitting exactly where I’m sitting now when it was in her apartment in Glendale. She had gone to work already and I was drinking coffee. I experienced this wave of emotion where I felt for the first time in my adult like that I was at Home. What a feeling. And it’s never left.
It’s wild to think of all the memories tied to a piece of furniture. We had our first kiss on it while I’m pretty sure we were watching a @robdelaney.bsky.social standup special, which is absurdly funny thinking back.
We got a new couch, and before I started taking the old one apart I asked my wife if she wanted to have a goodbye sit on it. She looked up at me and burst into tears. Now we’re both sitting on this deeply worn out old couch and thinking about how of our 12 year relationship existed here
The flip side of this is you’re allowed, even encouraged, to sucker punch any dork who wears these.
You saying he got… flushed?
Also in the context of that game, with Garrett’s team up by a couple scores in garbage time, it made no sense for Garrett to do something like that without some sort of provocation from that clown of a QB.
And by “care about” I mean I said fuck yea when I learned they were a couple.
Chloe Kim and Myles Garrett are the first and only celeb couple I care about.
Turns out the ‘Ol Facebook is even more insane than I imagined. It’s been a wild ride. I think maga’s greatest invention is weaponized stupidity. Genuinely jealous of how confident people can be while saying the dumbest shit imaginable.
