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The future only happens one way.

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Had a dream there was an emoji like πŸ’― except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like πŸ’― except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 5020 πŸ” 902 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Cause puss and dog they get together / What's wrong with loving one another? / Puss and dog they get together / What's wrong with you my brother?

09.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sticker with photo of Ward 4 Minneaplis City Council Member Latisha Vetaw (who did jack shit during metro surge) with a caption:

This woman let ice kidnap my husband

Sticker with photo of Ward 4 Minneaplis City Council Member Latisha Vetaw (who did jack shit during metro surge) with a caption: This woman let ice kidnap my husband

Seen at Theo Wirth.

08.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Hodl

09.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nodding my head at a map of the strait of Hormuz and saying, "interesting"

09.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1162 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9

(on a first day) "so I'm kind of like John Wick but for Slay the Spire"

08.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could be playing Slay the Spire 2 instead rn

07.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5460 πŸ” 1212 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 23

Not now sweetie, daddy is on a really good run

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 507 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Surprised to discover that Tang holds up as an adult. The hyper concentrated solution instead of powder is a 21st century wonder

06.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me when I'm eating at a taco restaurant on lake

05.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adding "fact-based feeling" into my meeting jargon lexicon

05.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"I demanded that they leave, and they didn't really listen to me at first. But there were enough people there blowing whistles that maybe they were just annoyed enough to leave on their own."

"I demanded that they leave, and they didn't really listen to me at first. But there were enough people there blowing whistles that maybe they were just annoyed enough to leave on their own."

Council President Elliott Payne describing the moment his community annoyed ICE out of a police precinct parking lot will eventually rank alongside Lincoln's best civil war quote memes.

04.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Not to be a Kurt Cobain (she/her) truther but fish on estradiol has Nirvana lyric vibes

05.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A tarot reading is a reverse 1:1

04.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All the great set up hearts. All at once start to beat.

04.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE WHOLE PLACE IS DARK

04.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

We didn't want to spoil it by reading the player's guide and there was no one who could have predicted there would be a giant health bar for all the minions one hitting the boss. This has simply never happened before. The buff provided by their enraged status doesn't feel great either.

04.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damsel on a balcony energy

03.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro tip: if nobody comes, the trick is to lay on the ground until security comes and then they'll get someone for you. Fashion whatever products are around as a pillow. Make yourself comfy.

03.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My grandpa, bless his heart and the pacemaker strapped to it, spent several disgruntled weeks in hospice demanding to know "what does it take for a guy to die around here"

02.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil

02.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1438 πŸ” 468 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 11
Statement on unlawful assembly, arrests at Whipple Building:
This morning, our deputies issued dispersal orders at an unlawful assembly outside the Whipple Building after individuals blocked roadways, blocked access to local businesses, dumped glass into the street, and threw rocks, ice chunks and water bottles at law enforcement creating a serious public safety hazard.
Arrests are being made.
Freedom of speech and peaceful assembly is a right.
Endangering the public is not. Unlawful activity including blocking roads, intentionally creating hazards and assaultive behavior will not be tolerated.

Statement on unlawful assembly, arrests at Whipple Building: This morning, our deputies issued dispersal orders at an unlawful assembly outside the Whipple Building after individuals blocked roadways, blocked access to local businesses, dumped glass into the street, and threw rocks, ice chunks and water bottles at law enforcement creating a serious public safety hazard. Arrests are being made. Freedom of speech and peaceful assembly is a right. Endangering the public is not. Unlawful activity including blocking roads, intentionally creating hazards and assaultive behavior will not be tolerated.

From what I saw today firsthand it was the sheriffs today constantly escalating at people protesting peacefully. The sheriffs were masked up like ICE while working hard to agitate and provoke the residents they were sworn to protect, all so they could provide security for ICE who murders people.

01.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 22
Macarena (Slowed + Reverb) | Gulf War β€˜90 - β€˜91
Macarena (Slowed + Reverb) | Gulf War β€˜90 - β€˜91 YouTube video by LegoGuy Productions

Bro what if it's not like this

youtu.be/OToBXEuYvmo

01.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING β€” 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

28.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 3121 πŸ” 2018 πŸ’¬ 162 πŸ“Œ 744

Nobody uplifts lifehacks anymore and we are all the poorer for it

27.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Letter from CP Payne to Mayor Frey, reads: February 24, 2026 Dear Mayor Frey, I am writing to again express the desires of community and many of our Council colleagues for the termination of the Zencity Technologies US Inc contract for Community Perception Surveying. Understanding that you, as the Mayor, have the sole authority to terminate these contracts, I am asking that you give notice of termination by the next deadline. The next payment is due on April 1, 2026, meaning that notice of termination would be required by March 1, 2026. During the budget markup process for the 2026 supplemental budget, the City Council passed an amendment and resolution urging the termination of the City’s contract with Zencity Technologies US Inc. Now, as we are understanding the financial impact of operation Metro Surge and the full impact of the overspend of the overtime budget in the Police Department, this would be a fiscally prudent and responsive decision for further budget reductions. In the sp

Letter from CP Payne to Mayor Frey, reads: February 24, 2026 Dear Mayor Frey, I am writing to again express the desires of community and many of our Council colleagues for the termination of the Zencity Technologies US Inc contract for Community Perception Surveying. Understanding that you, as the Mayor, have the sole authority to terminate these contracts, I am asking that you give notice of termination by the next deadline. The next payment is due on April 1, 2026, meaning that notice of termination would be required by March 1, 2026. During the budget markup process for the 2026 supplemental budget, the City Council passed an amendment and resolution urging the termination of the City’s contract with Zencity Technologies US Inc. Now, as we are understanding the financial impact of operation Metro Surge and the full impact of the overspend of the overtime budget in the Police Department, this would be a fiscally prudent and responsive decision for further budget reductions. In the sp

This week CP Payne sent a letter to Mayor Frey urging the termination of Minneapolis’ contract with Zencity Technologies US Inc. This is an Israeli-founded tech company that has a contract to design a digital survey to measure community perception of MPD and public safety.

27.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of low broadcast news ratings.

27.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One weird thing for me about living in MN rn (I'm going to word this poorly, FYI) is I often feel a sense of stolen valor (see above re: wording) for feeling traumatized, mentally overloaded, forgetting things, crying jags. I have no comparison to people actually terrorized. Is there a word for this

27.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0