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πŸ–₯ Mac admin seeking a new job β€’ ☒️ Atomic tourist β€’ πŸ“– Avid reader β€’ πŸ‘Ύ Retro video gamer β€’ 🐦 Parakeet dad β€’ πŸ—³ Filthy librul β€’ ♂️He/him Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.

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13.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This right here is why I won't put anything work-related on my personal phone beyond an MFA app. Plus I don't want to see Teams messages or Outlook emails outside of work hours.

13.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get Whistler on the case!

13.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Flashback to me trying on my dad’s shoes when I was little. But I eventually grew up and matured, unlike these gormless sycophants.

12.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Sir, many people are saying you're scared to sail through the strait yourself. When do you plan on proving them wrong?"

12.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œShe’s Alright” by Judith Owen. youtu.be/FgRK34HJwU0

12.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Marriage Story" meme with Adam Driver, captioned "Every day I wake up and don't see his obituary when I look at my phone!"

"Marriage Story" meme with Adam Driver, captioned "Every day I wake up and don't see his obituary when I look at my phone!"

12.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The New Mexico Museum of Space History actually has a small Star Trek TOS exhibit to recognize the show for inspiring a LOT of people to pursue STEM careers and work to make real some of the fictional technologies they saw depicted.

12.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WarGames is 100% why I’ve spent 30+ years in IT, and also why I spend my vacations touring old ICBM silos and nuclear test sites.

12.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I acknowledge the cheesiness, but I can’t help the fact that the book and movie are both absolute catnip to meβ€” I was born dead center of Gen X, a year after Cline, and I’m very nostalgic for the 80s. It doesn’t get more β€œtarget demographic” than that.

11.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They're being *double secret* boycotted!

11.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whether it's Democrat John Kerry asking for Swiss on his cheesesteak or Republican Donald Trump demanding a list of Jews at the University of Pennsylvania, both sides have made controversial requests in the city of Philadelphia.

11.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

Many U.S. citizens aren’t even safe in the U.S. right now, so this decision is kind of a no-brainer.

This could have been such a cool year for America with the Semiquincentennial and World Cup, but noooooo, we had to elect a brain-addled, bigoted moron with one foot in the grave to ruin everything.

11.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 11072 πŸ” 2810 πŸ’¬ 440 πŸ“Œ 885

If they haven’t all been destroyed, Iran has subs that can fire anti-ship missiles, which can usually also hit land-based targets. Mar-a-Lago would be a fat, juicy one, if they could get a sub across the ocean and within missile range.

11.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMy Son went down to Earth once. I don't know what you people did to Him,
but He hasn't been the same since.”

11.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination.”

11.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite a few good companies providing useful services shot themselves in the dick by shoving AI into them.

11.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

Really hoping nobody reminds Trump what happened to oil prices during the pandemic, lest he try to bring about another one.

11.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point are they just trying to make things as terrible as possible to maximize Democratic gains in the midterms?

Because I can’t think of another reason why any Dem other than Pennsylvania Shrek would have voted to approve that inbred-Jed motherfucker for dog catcher, much less head of DHS.

10.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThat’s my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.”

10.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They had no intel on where the stores of naval mines were held so they could have maybe hit *that* with a couple tomahawks, instead of a school?

Ugh, never mind, these are the same geniuses who also just pulled all the minesweepers out of the area a month ahead of getting into a shooting war.

10.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And thus, the Republicans were doomed to face their greatest fear: fairly conducted elections.

10.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any ship can eliminate a sea mine… once.

10.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a terrible movie, but I love it. Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry, Joey Pants, and even Delroy Lindo for a couple minutes, just hamming it up in the best way.

10.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Still from The Simpsons where Homer is speaking to Lisa (offscreen) about her resistance to him being in a mob of people doing something she doesn’t like. His response is β€œMaybe if I’m part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions.”

Still from The Simpsons where Homer is speaking to Lisa (offscreen) about her resistance to him being in a mob of people doing something she doesn’t like. His response is β€œMaybe if I’m part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions.”

Ahh, I clicked through the old thread and see that his response was more along the lines of this:

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 3984 πŸ” 786 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 18

Same. Being a kid during our closest brush with nuclear war since the Cuban Missile Crisis did a number on me. Thanks, Reagan!

10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Still from The Simpsons where Krusty is on his knees, somewhat regretfully saying β€œThey drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I’m not made of stone.”

Still from The Simpsons where Krusty is on his knees, somewhat regretfully saying β€œThey drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I’m not made of stone.”

What was his answer? I’m picturing this:

10.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 2508 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 16