Blue Dream

"TOMORROW'S THE DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"I understand what you mean... i have seen beautiful, precious things threatened... and often times ruined by gangs..."

Taking a seat on the floor using his big machine as body, the insect came face to face with the king.

"I tried to refrain from using heavier weaponry... would've been messier."

"Your highness... when it comes to the gangs and turf wars... there's no such thing as overkill, only how much time a bigger gun can buy before they try again.

And they will...

Reminds me why i ditched the position of overlord of drugs."

Such said.

"And yes, hello, good to see you as well."

Ah, explosions... good reminder of hell.

He's just gonna look away from the incoming blast...

Cuz that microwave finna be a was/were very soon...

"Unlikely... Demi-Hellborn... ritualistic genetic alteration thanks to a bargain with Queen Lilith Morningstar, genetic material of succubus and siren."

A half hellborn half sinner, a MUTANT by all means and purposes.

"Butterfly sinners are rare... think i might be the last."

"..."

H O L Y S H I T.

"Sure... just... try not to spill, due to the severe amount of neurotoxins in it, the exposure to air causes a condensed smell of rot to emanate.

Great if you're stuck in a place with dangerous wild life, they won't eat something that smells like roadkill left in the summer for a week."

"Gonna assume you are a doctor, so... i'll cut straight to the chase... i'm deemed a medical impossibility... my blood is packed with neurotoxins that shut off nervous receptors and connections, like a black mamba's bite but 20 times worse.

I have unstable gene codes.

And am immune to radiation."

"...Now i'm going to need booze too."

Gauging the destruction from ORBIT.

"...Numbers?"

-Cataclismic level of destruction sir, planet ending.-

"By the Empire..."

"..."

Processing.

Facepalming with exhasperated sigh of what sort of space time shenanigan is this?!

"...I... cannot and will not adress this sober because i think my brain will catch fire if i try."

"Yes but HOW do you track me, usually one of the hardest to find motherfuckers around, so easily?... did you plant a wire?, airtag?, tracker?"

...He does not like being tailed...

⬅️The actual villain who gave Din the idea.

☢️

Incredibly stolen.

-PEACE SIGN... PORTAL TO THE SHIP-

"MONITOR THAT SHIT!"

"...Boop her again... 4 times in a row~"

BLUE YOU MANIAC.

"Dinraal if that was a boop i don't even wanna know what 4 consecutive boops would do."

"I didn't drop any nukes... don't look at me that way... don't got any either."

Introducing

"New prey, long hunt."

The Archer

"Waste no shots, aim with purpose, a quick kill."

Cál

"I need my bow, give it."

The Lost Yautja.

"Anyway, tomorrow's the day~

CRANK THE VOLUME UP~!"

He's listening to his tunes.

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𖤓
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒏
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒐ㅤㅤㅤ
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"...Huh... i was not expecting that."

"Oh, Greek gods... i know Aphrodite, asked her to teach me her secrets for haircare... can't have 9ft of hair dangling from your skull without a secret or seven~"

...He's tepid some times.

"...How many sun gods are there?... like, how many do you know?..."

"...And that isn't even my WORST pun.

Guess you could say...

I'M RAINING on your parade~"

...MAKE HIM STOP.

"..."

SUNGLASSES ON, ALL THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES ON.

"...Guess you could say..."

BLUE, NO...

"That we were given the GREEN LIGHT~"

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

"...Did you piss off Ra?, because... fire magic seems like something a sun god would do to teach a lesson."

"I am tempted to traumatize a doctor with my blood work."