Jesse 🐀

saturday night and my bleet is getting leet

i’m going to think of a number between 1 and 4 and you’re going to beak it

anyone else missing this diva?

this clip says so much like wtf

looking at dan replying to a bunch of phannies on twt while we anxiously await their arrival to bsky (any day now)

Who wants to go to Phan Hallmark movie AU world with me

yeha Phil, every day with you two is a surreal dream lately jfc

he really is amazing phil

cross posting from tumblr to add to the bsky ecosystem

what would you do molly if you thought a boyfriend was paying more attention to a golden pig than you

legalize girl cats

who up snoking their plasm

neens out

we’re so back

a booooowl of COCK! I love a booooowl of cock!

:3

wait is :3 acceptable again? don’t tempt me

saturday night and my cl*t is getting lit

what’s your favorite beyoncé

penis dan penis penis penis

phil :3
#dnp #phanart

some evidence:

*bolts upright out of bed, eyes rolling back in my head* AND THIS IS WHEN THROUGH THE MAGIC OF THE INTERNET I MET PHIL. AND OBVIOUSLY WE WERE MORE THAN FRIENDS BUT IT WAS MORE THAN JUST ROMANTIC. THIS IS SOMEONE THAT GENUINELY LIKED ME. I TRUSTED THEM. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS A TINY CHIL-

phil on a drop out show would be a dream. I would pass away

legalize!!!

ever think about how without the internet they never would have met? much to consider…

one small step for green. one giant phil. for green