Ben Loory

this is so obviously the end goal that you sound childish if you say it out loud, but I feel like we should be saying this all the time

i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper

leaves may have evolved to sound like rattlesnakes as they skitter off down the sidewalk but you don’t need to use the same degree of caution with them

I like that Trump will say some garbled sentence like, “The war against the very bad, no class Agrabah is now over until soon and with tears in her eyes, Bianca Jagger thanked me in Studio 54” and serious people act as if he had some sort of coherent thought that he’ll remember tomorrow

On Saturday, March 7th Jello Biafra suffered a hemorrhagic stroke caused by high blood pressure.



As per Jello:

Persistent attenuation of lymphocyte subsets after mass SARS-CoV-2 infection Growing evidence suggests that lymphocyte subsets are declined in COVID-19 patients, but it is unclear if these alterations persist after widespread e…

Study: "SARS-CoV-2 causes lasting immune dysregulation for over 20 months"

"This large multicenter study shows SARS-CoV-2 exposure leads to long-term changes in lymphocyte subsets—including CD4+ T cells, CD8+ T cells, NK cells, and total T cells—persisting for up to 20 months."

An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she “cleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

Happy International Women's Day! 12 days til we premiere on Shudder, the countdown is ON 🚨🚨🚨

In elementary school a tumbling troupe performed for us and one tumbler said, “somersaulting saved my life,” and I laughed so hard I got kicked out.

You ever see something and just know it will soon enough be in an Adam Curtis film?

ingmar bergman’s the seventh seal dance of death scene

me and my bsky moots

overheard: I’ve been to Raleigh but just for jujitsu tournaments in college

pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

how it started/how it's going

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

The say “I am alive” comic

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

So is the thinking here that Russia is so Based that it's allowed kill US Warfighters?

*throwing darts at a wall of random words* Today I will be mad at... Timothée Chalamet... about... opera.

Over half of America: “What pandemic?”

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

a brown tabby named mango sits on the floor under my desk looking up at me with wide sad eyes. her tail is curled politely over her front paws.

this is the face mango makes when I turn on the roomba

They gotta start screening people who sit in exit rows. There’s an old woman who keeps accidentally playing music at full volume from her phone and then her and her husband scramble to try to turn it off and I just don’t trust that they’ll be very helpful in an emergency

“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts

Home from the supermarket eating peanut butter pretzels in bed as the good lord intended

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

all collapsed, and the great shroud of the sea rolled on as it rolled five thousand years ago

I hurt myself real bad trying to do that Fat Boys sound

So we already have the term Polymath for someone who excels in a lot of knowledge-based fields.

I propose the Polyrube for people who are believers in multiple conspiracy theories / never met a piece of propaganda they didn't get fooled by

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right