Captain Kramer

Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only

If throwing stars were flatware.

is this anything

JURKS

I love how trump is absolutely a perfect creation of the American system.

Edvard Munch The Flatware Scream (1893)

I'm running out of jokes *but the flatware keeps coming.*

[flees at high speed, finds an upsetting fork in the road]

Is that AMA Blue? Charming!

aka 'cutting out the middleman'

yeeeaaaah, that second part's gonna hit different in about 90 days

wait, they're shooting back?

And AI is the most effective form of artistic theft.

Got an MMR booster last summer and joked "Wanted to get one before they're outlawed."

Poliohmigawd. [dials pharmacy]

Since we're talking Polio.

In 2016 I got a Polio booster. The shot we get is considered "good enough" if you're living in places where polio is eradicated, but a booster is considered a good idea if you're going to places where Polio is still actively circulating.

Do with that info what you will

Page and Gilens dropped in 2014 and were late. Closest the US comes to public input are ballot initiatives and those are ignored if inconvenient. (see 'audit of state house in Massachusetts')

Tom Clancy got rich and famous telling stories about military equipment and systems that worked.

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Go get 'em tiger.

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Oh, sure, she did.

Just like that Obama guy stopped neoliberalism in its tracks and halted the wars and sent Wall Street to prison.

"Why are you wearing a mask?"

Because I took middle-school science... and I passed. 🥁

Neoliberalism's like that.

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

Just heard 'I'm so done with Israel' from an unlikely soul.

Hey Ride-Along: pay representatives and senators and the president $75,000 a year and see how long neoliberalism persists.

Rubio might as well say 'Once the terraformers are done and Iran is flat as a parking lot, we'll know just what we're up against.'

its cool that the dow jones looks like a 1980s high BPM graphic equalizer right

a wild contention to make considering how much of the history of music in the 20th century was poor people with cheap equipment using available resources

Did she bring the nervous laughter at Jesse's funeral, or just her narcissist baggage speech?

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This is way better than Face The Nation.

Do *not* look at violent crime fallling off a cliff in the early-mid 90's, 15-20 years after leaded gas was phased out (fed was '78) and twenty years before that cute graph.

Hate on X collaborators, but ffs get the causes right.