Dan Kulkov

unique mobile app ideas

> app for couples
> ai note taking
> calorie tracker
> padel scoreboard

what else?

bro

just buy my products

i give up on marketing

just buy them

thanks

what's the best ai for this?

> API
> text-to-video
> handle characters consistently
> ok if no audio

kling / runway / veo / something else?

make $1 — done ✅

hit $100 mrr — loading 🟨

just got offered $20 for QT

my reaction?

called mom, "we are leaving the hood tomorrow"

your boy made it

ladies and gentlemen

after careful consideration

i regret to inform you

we are NOT launching a new $0 mrr saas

thank you for your attention to this matter

I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH
I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH
I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH
I NEED TO SELL MORE SHOVELS TO BUILD GENERATIONAL WEALTH

i think

i have an uncontrolled desire

to launch

another $0 mrr saas

should i go for it?

grifter 101

> open x
> post "my entire company is ran by 10 openclaw agents"
> say it's free
> don't elaborate

shitposting is working

product 1:

saas that i spent 3 months on

product 2:

vibe-coded web games i spent 3 days on

IF I EVER SPEND MORE THAN A WEEK ON THE PRODUCT SEND ME TO PRISON TO RETHINK MY LIFE CHOICES

one profitable app?

no, thanks

what about 10 apps that make pennies every day?

now, we are talking

15 reviews PUBLISHED

dan recommends 📈📈📈

> wake up
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> I NEED MORE REVENUE
> go to sleep

codex can't undo without git repository

lmao what

bro just undo your action don't be dumb

haters said

"vibe-coding profitable ios app is impossible"

and haters were right

honestly, good call from haters

whenever i need to do marketing

i spend x10 more time building internal marketing tools

and then i don't do any marketing

am i dumb?

unfortunately

and it pains me to say it

it seems

that if you don't get a sale for your product in the first week

you should not invest any more time in that product

like at all

this is sad

but i feel like it's true

i think

$20 claude code

and

$20 chatgpt + codex

is the perfect value combo

that's enough to build 80% of time

but

it still forces you to do marketing because of limits

fiber maxxing will become THE TREND in 2026-2027

and i already have an app for it

locked in

taking youtube seriously this year

new video

every monday, wednesday, friday

no exceptions

why can't every video get 2.4K views

indie hacking progress:

i owe stripe $22

1000+ people downloaded my ios apps

i didn't know a thing 2 months ago

this is actually wild

10,000 users next 🫡

dan recommends already getting clicks ✅

> people search "founderpal reviews" before buying
> low competition keyword
> page title matches the intent "FounderPal Review: Is It Worth It in 2026?"

fiber is the new protein

95% of people are not eating it enough

so i build an app for it

I AM SO CLOSE TO GETTING MONETIZED

I CAN FEEL X PAYOUT MONEY IN MY POCKET

JUST NEED ONE BANGER

🚨 Claude just killed vibe-coding 🚨

is my hero block clear?

i guess today is a marketing day