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"Foreign hacker reportedly breached FBI servers holding Epstein files in 2023
Cybercriminal reportedly accessed a server at the FBI’s New York field office, according to a source and DoJ documents"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
I hope he starts with, "It's an honour to be invited heah todey in, Los AnGELays"
Tweet from insectbrah: Maybe I owe Freud an apology Quoted tweet from LukeBarnat: NEVER tell @TateTheTalisman that you're going to smoke the biggest cigar in the lounge. You'll always lose. Below is a picture of the other Tate Brother in a lounge chair smoking a roughly 3 foot cigar
Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar.
But THAT Cigar is most definitely a cock.
Is the NY Times transphobic?
Short answer: yes!
Long answer: yes and!
LMAO mechanical turk ass bullshit
like it's one thing to steal from us all, it's another to pretend to be stealing from us all because that's what consumers want. They want to consume the stolen goods but you can't steal talent yet so you have to pretend it's stolen
Posting demon horses for year of the horse. Happy lunar new year!
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, “come on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, “what? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, “oh dang”
I haven't been inside a target in 2 years & haven't bought anything from them for about 20 months or so. I'm trying to ween my way off Amazon but capitalism doesn't make it easy
Platypuses disappeared from Australia's oldest national park decades ago.
Now scientists are bringing them back, helping reestablish a long-lost link in the local food chain.
When a guy is rich, he usually wants to get married
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
A strange, snouty skull encased in resin turned out to be a new species of ancient, toothed bird. I'll tell you all about Gorgonavis in this week's newsletter!
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!
he’s a Doberman his name is Siggy
Close! Eldest is trans & pan, middle is bi & nonbinary, & the youngest is a certified ragebaiter
vintage comic panel of a horse bucking off a cowboy
LOGGING ON
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”
This is from 1975.
They need to make a noose emoji. I'd get endless use out of that one
The U.S. is currently spreading propaganda about Brazil to paint it in a bad light, and its possible the U.S. is planning to potentially strike there.
Do not believe any U.S. propaganda about Brazil.
All my Brazilian mutuals, stay safe ❤️
He had to get to the Lonely Space Vixens
LAST CHANCE! In one hour, these #dailytees will be hitting the pavement! Act fast! www.theyetee.com
OpenAI this Sam Altman that whatever happened to Ponzi schemes! who remembers good old-fashioned grift??
A blond haired boy opening a golden ticket from willy wonka movie, looks excited Below a brick wall with "all oppressed people have a right to violence"
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈everyday of the week🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Rip to a real one
Stone carved cat ring in blue
People haven't changed much.
Cat ring from 1390 BC Egypt.
A white long-haired chihuahua curled up against someone's shoulder
I do this thing with my dog where I open my arms & say, "Come here if you're the only one who loves me," and homie always comes to hug me. I wonder if he knows that he totally gets my ass every time
