you wanna hear a song called "sex with giants"? it isn't as weird as it sounds. it's just a guy named Pippen asking his peers if they want to have sex with a giant named Michael Jordan. Pippen and his pals are 6 inches tall, Jordan is 6 feet tall ok maybe it's weird
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NIL = nukes, iran, and lunch
the traitors but everyone is trying to figure out who keeps clogging the castle toilet
so good news/bad news
i got renewed for a new season (phew) but apparently it's my final season :(
this one's free for any hockey pod needing a title for tomorrow's show: state of the hughesnion
you know Stan Kasten? The super-rich, super-successful president of the super-rich, super-successful LA Dodgers?
Wanna know how he got into sports management? It's gonna piss you off a little.
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IOC should let the hughes family bring home a bronze medal for luke
USA men USA women
🤝
Getting dragged around by the Canadians for 58 minutes and still winning gold
can we borrow hilary knight for overtime please
nhl should let hellebuyck stay in italy for a week. deserves vacation instead of going back to winnipeg
usa already looking like they’re just playing for the overtime point
can add quinn to the list in ~18 months
left his actions vague enough that i assume your dad went and ate that skunk off the road
scared my dog
can’t eat, can’t sleep, unsure how to move on
as a lifelong czechia fan for the last 30 minutes i look forward to my heart breaking
American hockey player named Joy Dunne
When you’re having a great time at the Olympics and then you have to play against the US women’s hockey team
other title options
- how the dewey decimal system led to the miracle on ice
- from olympics to oversized crocodiles, what lake placid's really all about
- @willbuikema.bsky.social learned about a creep
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right or wrong you think donnie football’s fact checking?
i want to go on traitors and spend the whole season loudly suspicious of alan cumming
think the best comp we have is when they turned mars bar into a TD bank. unclear if that would work here?
for any folks tuning into hockey for the first time, in real hockey players only unlock kissing if they reach overtime
the 1940 winter olympics were
- awarded to Sapporo, Japan in 1936
- rescinded after Japan invaded China
- given to the Swiss, but Switzerland believed ski instructors should not be considered professional so the IOC took it back
- then awarded in 1939 to Germany! whoops!
- cancelled due to world war
ok the opening ceremony is now perfect. they did it. they played the gibberish pop song.
but why master chief
leaked jd vance olympic prep
cmon man you never wear the band’s shirt to their own show
this is awful and a real slap to the face of the greats that came before them like stuart "king chode" hendricks
[patriotic grin cartoonishly disappears as jd vance and rubio celebrate on screen]
