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Syn Fawkes

@synicism

Tabletop gamer, combat sports enthusiast, lawyer, photographer, and geeky foster parent. Giver of legal advice to Midwest Furry Fandom, Inc. What's here are my own opinions, not those of anyone else. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/synicism

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Much floof. Very bork.

10.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They could always go back to Europe...

09.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*hugs* I only just found out. Been thinking about mortality ever since.

08.03.2026 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did too.

05.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Linux will have to comply too. IDK why people think otherwise.

03.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey folks. Help a really cool guy who makes swords and beautiful artwork buy their house.

03.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I missed this one. Hopefully next month!

01.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sigh*

25.02.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My husband is giving me "the look" because I laughed out loud.

23.02.2026 07:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's really brave of you. Way to go!

23.02.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twitter was where journalists talked to each other. Had nothing to do with news.

23.02.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is. His house might not be.

23.02.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The picture is level. Your floor and/or ceiling, on the other hand...

23.02.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope he enjoys not getting laid.

20.02.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Doordash ignoring instructions to have the driver meet me at the door

Doordash ignoring instructions to have the driver meet me at the door

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Hey @doordashhelp.bsky.social what is the point of giving me the option to tell the driver to meet me at the door when you're just going to ignore it and lock me into "leave it at my door"? Your service sucks.

20.02.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure!

19.02.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK that is super cute

19.02.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It at least sounds like that's what they want. The only people who should be assigning disability ratings are doctors and then on a case by case basis.

18.02.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I am pretty much of the opinion that organized religion has ceased to provide any social benefit that other groups can't provide better and that religion does more harm than good.

18.02.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Antidepressants don't work that way. They blunt the worst symptoms but they don't cure the underlying condition.

18.02.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How spicy!

17.02.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What leaks?

12.02.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You survive a crash and discover that everyone you meet wants to bang you. Even the bear.

10.02.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are definitely worse ones to take.

08.02.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a good boy!

07.02.2026 07:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You think that dude has a girlfriend?

06.02.2026 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I pass that place I groan

06.02.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah that's the problem with it. It just wasn't good enough.

05.02.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really did.

05.02.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biomutant, Ghostwire Tokyo, Jedi Survivor...

The first one was boring. The others were too fucking hard.

It Takes Two - having to nope out at the elephant scene. Don't look it up.

05.02.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0