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Helen

@hellyshelly

I'm proudly woke, triggered by Reform and Mango Mussolini. Love British humour (especially Northern, but parody can be lost these days. Please don't follow me if you're sharing your tits unless it's this kind ๐Ÿฆ

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Perhaps some English pub quizmaster has written the test and the team name is Norfolk-in-chance.

11.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How to say you're in the MAGAt cult without saying you're in the MAGAt Epstein cult

10.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got text speak covered. 'D cretin Tom shat bolloc' works.

10.03.2026 08:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USA appears to be a terrorist regime.

09.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely
In fact a lot of my friends are

Are you in EU or USA

Or elsewhere

07.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FIFA and its peace award ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. I think Alanis Morissette's Ironic song should be the theme tune and Bob Dylan's Masters of War.

09.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm crap with understanding the stock markets but suspect the war might end after a buy up of shares. Or whenever he owns the oil. Cuba next it seems. Karma is going to be a bitch sadly.

09.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He plays a lot and I understand he's still shit. He speaks a lot and still talks shit. I can see where the terms shitgibbon and shitler come from.

09.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to watch Dirty Business on CH4. It all begins with the successful privatisation by Thatcher and letting the industry monitor itself. The programme is harrowing - death by sewage, permanent disability by sewage yet no-one is culpable. Profiteering first.

08.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this old? Re Iraq war?

08.03.2026 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

USA's MAGAt legacy is the dark ages aswell. ICE no different to this. Killing their own. Gun laws, kill more of USA citizens than wars.

08.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The People's Patriot.

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08.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Temu Trump the patriotic will have a spring in his step when he jollies back across the pond.

07.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blair following the money?

07.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth.

06.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6762 ๐Ÿ” 2180 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213 ๐Ÿ“Œ 151

And Tuesday Wednesday And Thursday!

06.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being Temu Trump is not a skill.

06.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I face imminent death from COVID vaccines too.

05.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think his members might be ๐Ÿ˜

05.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think Trump should do a DNA test on Barron. He looks more like ....

05.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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His response depends on whether the special relationship is a Russian asset and in the Epstein files. He likes dirty men it seems.

05.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read it's hard to cancel reform membership too - the party grifts from its own ๐Ÿ˜….

05.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A woman scorned. A magat woman scorned. Let's see how this plays out .....โ‰๏ธ

05.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 115 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I'm not convinced there's any morals.

05.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a shit world that you have to be spectacular when you're a person of colour and/or female to compete against a male, orange, shitgibbon.

05.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was slow on the uptake ๐Ÿคฃ. Who'd have thought there'd more empathy in Iraq than US?

05.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is sickening. The deadly sin of greed creates death. Someone somewhere sits at a desk and says, I know what, let people gamble/ make a financial killing even on assassination.

05.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0