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@byzenstonefist

Married. Disabled. GM. "Perfeshunal Streamuh" Proud Ally. http://www.twitch.tv/dirty20gaming is where you can find me 4 times a week.

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Okay but they look exactly the fucking same?

To the point where I'm pretty sure they just flipped and shopped it to fit the other mouth.

Or is that the joke and I'm just too stoned to get it.

11.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved those scenes.

He's totally not built for Gambit, but you could tell Tatum was waiting for YEARS to put on that costume.

11.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And then somebody else on the team goes in and pays for the packs, with some confused apologies.

11.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure there's an acronym there too, but I cun't see it.

11.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mike's run Cyberpunk at cons before. He's ruthless.

10.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mick McMahon

10.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Attempt Number Two, if you will πŸ˜‹

10.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is a golden skeleton in a zoot suit. He's even got a name: Mr. Bones.

Cheeky bastard started as a character in a one-shot, but now he's the public face for ALL of my intrusive thoughts.

10.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, my suggestion was gonna be "God Damnit, Carl!"

So, I mean.....

10.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Tribe Called Qwest

09.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone at GW saw this meme and went "we can go bigger" and then sculpting new Custodes

09.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Took longer to get the joke than I'd like to admit.

09.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Needs moar Lazor

09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn dude, just @ me next time. Fuck. πŸ˜†

09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit

09.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My brain erased this from my mind. I do not remember it, despite seeing it in theaters.

09.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Abughazaleh claims β€˜undercover’ Fine staffer visited office This is a developing story and will be updated as new information becomes available. Last updated March 7 at 6:35 p.m. During her Thursday night stand-up comedy routine at the Prattic, congressional c...

My colleague Jack Baker broke yesterday allegations by Kat's campaign that Fine's field director attempted to covertly get info about campaign strategy.

Today, Kat's campaign provided us video of the incident and named the alleged spy: Madeleine McGrath.

McGrath has now deleted their LinkedIn.

08.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 777 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 19

Try telling Alberta that. Maple MAGA bastards

08.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with medals on his jacket . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with medals on his jacket .

Gonna look like Zhukov with all the advertisements on his chest.

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bob Homme dressed as The Friendly Giant, seated and smiling toward the camera while holding a small string instrument and a recorder. He wears a simple costume with a brown shirt and a light tan tunic with a scalloped edge. Behind his shoulder is Jerome the giraffe puppet, painted in brown and blue with a wide mouth and visible teeth, wearing a harmonica. Rusty the rooster puppet perches behind him on the other side, with a red comb and patterned body. A small puppet theatre-style instrument setup rests in front of Homme, and the background is a plain light studio backdrop.

Bob Homme dressed as The Friendly Giant, seated and smiling toward the camera while holding a small string instrument and a recorder. He wears a simple costume with a brown shirt and a light tan tunic with a scalloped edge. Behind his shoulder is Jerome the giraffe puppet, painted in brown and blue with a wide mouth and visible teeth, wearing a harmonica. Rusty the rooster puppet perches behind him on the other side, with a red comb and patterned body. A small puppet theatre-style instrument setup rests in front of Homme, and the background is a plain light studio backdrop.

Bob Homme delighted generations of Canadians as The Friendly Giant.
While he was born in the United States, he adopted Canada as his home and Canada was a better place because of it.
Let's look up...waaaaay up...
This is the story of his life.

🧡1/12

08.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

This is one of my favourite settings. It's so good, and I'm ecstatic to hear a 3rd edition is coming out.

08.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two women wrestling in a ring with a crowd in the background ALT: two women wrestling in a ring with a crowd in the background

I'm in the middle of a 7th Sea 1st edition game.

In a world of swashbuckling and sorcery, I play a character who does neither 🀭

Favourite moment: suplexing an opponent so hard I turned them into an ally. "Hey GM? What do I roll to use the ground as a weapon?"

08.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nagash exists in every universe. He's probably kickin it with Malice, throwing rocks at the Chaos Gods from his patio

07.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: 67 to be inducted into the "Funny Number Hall Of Fame", finally putting it amongst its peers 69, 420, and 21

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 779 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 8

Okay, the Dragon Princes sent a few players. I'll give them that.

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course they're Chracian.

None of the other provinces have the stones for full contact football.

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tyrant's Legion back in 5th was Marines with uparmoured Guard. Didn't differ greatly from vanilla Marines but the changes were enough that it felt like a unique list, and more like what I imagined Guard and Marines working together would be like.

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BRB, gonna go cry because I remembered how traumatic that movie was.

07.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dat's da problem wiv dem Designah Squigs. Dey's so inbreds ya can't even tell if dey's Squigs or not.

Look at dat gob! 'Owzit sposed ta eat wiv a gob dat small?

Zoggin Uneffikal Chaos breedahs...

07.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

07.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0