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Nuclear radiation is technically green

14.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One militarily exists to project power and another exists to protect from an existential threat, and the latter is proving more effective

14.03.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lebensraum

14.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was Juan Guaido also in attendance?

13.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Four behaviours that may be linked to unprocessed trauma:

ONE nothing wrong with me
TWO nothing wrong with me
THREE nothing wrong with me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

13.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Picture of Whitehouse in "article" thumbnail from Gambling News 

Joe Rogan Fears Iran Might Target the UFC White House Event

Picture of Whitehouse in "article" thumbnail from Gambling News Joe Rogan Fears Iran Might Target the UFC White House Event

Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

13.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3756 ๐Ÿ” 571 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112 ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

No because they're looking at those sweet sweet dynamic ticket pricing and exclusive resale percentage values

12.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's infuriating but also acutely demonstrates how capitalist monetary policy dictates foreign ambitions

12.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/mata...

11.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

California Raleigh

11.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean he IS a cop

11.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 624 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2002 Millennium Challenge keeps on rockin

11.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pathetic attempt to fuse Iran to immigration, the two things Trump has completely lost support on

A hamfisted way of legitimizing the war on Iran as well as legitimizing ICE goons in the streets of US cities

11.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bam adebayo 83 point game is among the funniest things I can think of

11.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Lindsey doesn't have to threaten to remove American air defenses from the region.

The Iranians are already doing that

10.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans withheld a Supreme Court nomination for a year just for the hell of it, but we're supposed to believe that asking Democrats to obstruct executive overreach in service of fascism is just too damn difficult

10.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just profit taking.

They'll jump back in while the price is lower and then ride the next wave back up

10.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poor Casillas

10.03.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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9๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one

Today: it's 2014, and Robin van Persie goes "weeeeeeee"

10.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Remember ALF?

He's back

In TikTok form

10.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus the opera doesn't even play Sweet Georgia Brown

10.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think we'll need to imagine

10.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chart is definitely Buggin' Out

10.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US cannot subdue a hostile native population without significant ground troops and how the hell are you gonna get them on land, let alone hold any territory?

09.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US has lost a significant number of air defenses, and doesn't have the productive capacity to replenish them at the same rate Iran has to restock their ballistic and hypersonic arsenal. They can pepper the skies with cheap munitions while the US bankrupts itself trying to shoot them down

09.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iran has repeatedly said that any attack on their sovereignty after the 12day would be met as an existential threat. That they would fight asymmetrically until the US left the region.

The US mistook patience for weakness and it very well could unravel and lead to a humiliating defeat

09.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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