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Why do they do that, is what I want to know. Surely a van is much more weatherproof and theft resistant?

Oh look it's got a reaction gif.

Yeah go to the gym and develop severe body image problems instead. Great way to meet people.

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Was watching one of those save money eat healthily things the other day, at the end it said they'd save a load of cash over the year. What would you spend it on? A new carpet in the front room.

So - why do people drive there and use the treadmill instead of concentrating on all that other kit then walking home again? That's what we'd like to understand.

Any key worked more or less any door when I was in halls because the locks were so worn out.

I like reading the wikipedia entry for movies I'm never going to watch, saves so much time.

So you did.

Haha, and they say TV doesn't influence people.

I once saw someone take the metal tray of ribs back to the table to share with their companion. Genius, gutted I didn't think of it first.

Well you're fucked then aren't you.

There's a railway under the street, it's been there for more than a century.

The snot you'd blow out after a day in London was the stuff of legend when I was a kid.

Oh no, the Car Understanders have logged on.

People would see through anon opin if it were people speaking in real life. Just a bloke spouting non sequiturs while engaging in masturbation.

Spare seat at the football joke.

Yes that explains why the adults of today are so happy, well adjusted and able to cope with reality (whatever that is supposed to mean at the current moment).

Conspiracy theories used to be so much more fun.

Simpsons screengrab of a record store: Suicide Notes (Formerly Good Vibrations)

Need some new Chance cards:
"You have just given an insider tip to a top financier. Collect £500"
"You have been named in the Epstein Files. Go Directly to Jail."

I see this feed has gained another tranche of tedious didn't happen cunts, then.

That's also fly tipping.

Yeah but there are fewer coppers, teachers and bin collections than there used to be, that is what the OP is querying.

There's a lot of people who live in towns but like to pretend they live in a village. They'd rather drive 10 miles out to a country pub than walk to their nearest boozer. Snobs, basically.

"Weaponisation"? Are you allowed to say that then? I thought the idea that it could be weaponised was some kind of bad conspiracy theory.

They should teach German because compared to that English grammar is a piece of piss.

It's irony, all the things they say about vaccines can also be said about weight loss jabs, doesn't matter if it's true or not.

The people with that paper get to buy power as though it were real money though. So take it away from them anyway.