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u gotta be tough if you’re going to be stupid

thought too hard about all the people who have wronged me should I touch grass or commit murder

asking a man with a vasectomy to get me pregnant

get a lifted bronco they said. it will be fun they said. parking garages are a nightmare!!!

I loooove Boston accents

I’m a Taco Bell ride or die but im terrified of those nuggets

twitter is just rage bait but this site is just dead :/

I don’t think I have real id and I’m not going to check just gunna find out organically

help I can’t stop saying recession indicator

okay I want a labubu!!!

looking at mine I got as a teenager like oh guess we’re in this forever huh 🥴

I think more people should show their 10+ aged tattoos because I for one didn’t think I’d be around long enough to see that and it could clarify some things

JD Vance do u wanna meet my annoying ass neighbor

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quick how do I stop spending money

wanna take a man to a strip club and spend all his money

actually I’m fine cause new Ethel Cain album in august

look I’m really torn on sleep token

I really need to go to one! they aren’t near me :(

do u feel dumb or extra dumb for having a Tesla be honest

okay im not 40 but u get my point

I’m like 40 why are u asking to see my tits

actually watching anora hurt on a molecular level

watching anora really want glitter strands in my hair now

I wanna watch Mickey 17

my boss uses chat gpt a lot and I haven’t figured out a way to say babe!! you’re back in a toxic relationship but this time it’s a robot not a man

trying to figure out if I’m the sun or the moon

kinda wanna go to Thailand but I think I’m going to set my sights on going to a buc-ee’s

fuuckkkkk the time change

unsolved mysteries here we come!!!