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that's why i put stuff in the ad like ''are you a fan of interview with the vampire ?'' like. i want them to know that i'm dangerous eden • mostly he, sometimes they • FR/ENG/ESP (wip)

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first time i'm going with my school we'll see how the vibe compares to the angry gays i usually go with

12.03.2026 08:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

huge thanks to public transport drivers who still work on general strike days so we can attend protests 🫡🫡

12.03.2026 08:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
disco the grey and white hooded rat sticking her snoot between the bars of the cage and looking out wistfully

disco the grey and white hooded rat sticking her snoot between the bars of the cage and looking out wistfully

I think disco should be given the power to explode one person with her mind. I think she would make a wise decisiom

09.03.2026 16:59 👍 314 🔁 58 💬 11 📌 1

the hu (mongolian metal band) are coming to brussels and i want to go so bad bc i never thought they ever would but i'll be real with you guys i fear the venue will be full of hellfest type dudes and idk if it would be very wise lmao

09.03.2026 06:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i finished my internship yesterday and my brain is on fire i have all my notes all the information i gathered in my head i'm ready to prepare a fucking stellar internship report and then i look at what the teachers are asking me to put in it and it covers like 10% of my experience. infuriating

07.03.2026 10:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i lacked vision. ambition. i feared living a life too delicious would destroy me. as a simple man unable to do math i did not take into account that the water would almost cover me entirely in a luxurious enveloppe of warmth and calcareous love. however as you can see i am now Enlightened

07.03.2026 10:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

didn't use the big showerhead since i moved in bc i was like this thing is too high and too big and i'm small but i decided to try it yesterday and i fear there is no going back

07.03.2026 10:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An assortment of ceramic pieces: 2 fish dishes inspired by Japanese taiyaki, 3 tadpoles, 2 little strawberry frogs.

An assortment of ceramic pieces: 2 fish dishes inspired by Japanese taiyaki, 3 tadpoles, 2 little strawberry frogs.

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Here’s a peek at my first finished pieces that will be available in the next shop update, hopefully in a couple weeks!

05.03.2026 17:46 👍 122 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 1

now. not that i give a shit about the oscars BUT if they don't go home with a shitload of trophies there must be consequences

02.03.2026 07:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sinners and the people who made it as fucking incredible as it is getting the recognition they deserve i LOVE this song

02.03.2026 07:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
miso the cream rat laying in a hammock with her little snoot poking out

miso the cream rat laying in a hammock with her little snoot poking out

miso says :3

26.02.2026 18:34 👍 364 🔁 84 💬 8 📌 0
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Gm and happy Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate ☕️🌲🦉

24.02.2026 07:31 👍 112 🔁 67 💬 3 📌 7

hear hear !! today, our bravest knight (me) travels a most perilous and menacing road to unknown lands (wallonia) in order to face an enemy most resourcefoul and fierce (my brother) !! may his voyage pass with no trouble

23.02.2026 09:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

twilight 20th anniversary edition save me...... save me twilight 20th anniversary edition;;;;;;

22.02.2026 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we have a patient who was released bc turns out they don't have TB so we lost all authority to keep them hospitalised during treatment so now they're just. somewhere out there and i'm just sitting here like ok i guess ?? this is ridiculous

21.02.2026 12:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rly kills me that the organisation i'm working at rn cannot take charge of patients infected with atypical mycobacteria since they're often similar to TB in terms of symptoms, treatment, and demographics. makes no fucking sense but we're already so tight on budget i don't think it would be possible

21.02.2026 12:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[starts a social work bachelor degree after long hesitation between that and nursing]
[gets an internship in a hospital]
[really gets into atypical mycobacteria]
[this has no place in my internship report as i am studying social work]
[there is an upcoming powerpoint night with the homies]
[hooray]

21.02.2026 12:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

got a week off and i was like teehee let's rest and now i'm like already almost fully booked. crazy stuff

20.02.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gorafi Magazine : Chute de l'Empire romain : la piste LFI https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/02/20/gorafi-magazine-chute-de-lempire-romain-la-piste-lfi/

20.02.2026 09:12 👍 674 🔁 259 💬 10 📌 13

getting used to the new haircut. i think i like it :3

17.02.2026 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ceramic frog sculpture with hearts in its eyes. Its mouth is open and on its tongue is a little sealed envelope.

Ceramic frog sculpture with hearts in its eyes. Its mouth is open and on its tongue is a little sealed envelope.

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💗

14.02.2026 17:32 👍 164 🔁 56 💬 0 📌 0

internship is going great but god social work is exhausting i'm so tiredddddd

14.02.2026 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

13.02.2026 12:07 👍 1335 🔁 578 💬 6 📌 7
2 large ceramic frogs, one is still in progress.

2 large ceramic frogs, one is still in progress.

Jimbo II will be even bigger and rounder than I.

07.02.2026 19:09 👍 155 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 0

eating super yummy ramen tonight and preparing my lunch for the first few days of my internship with sweet potatoes, rice and pumpkin with a lot of miso and i'm gonna have cocoa crêpes for dessert. i *love* food. god fucking bless

01.02.2026 19:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just finished working out and about to prepare some ramen and cocoa crêpes for my beautiful wife who is on their way to mi,,,, wa,,,,,

31.01.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

buh thank you,,, i barely slept and had nightmares lmao but i'll live

30.01.2026 07:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

spent hours explaining public law to people in my class and they all ended up having better grades than me and now i just learned i got a 7/20 for a course i couldn't attend bc i had to fix the mess of the fucking idiots in my group project and the deadline was tight so i'm like. suicide ?

29.01.2026 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Top panel: Bilbo Baggins looking at his phone

Bottom panel: view of chatGPT on Bilbo’s phone

Bilbo asks, “After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?”

chatGPT replies: “You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.”

Top panel: Bilbo Baggins looking at his phone Bottom panel: view of chatGPT on Bilbo’s phone Bilbo asks, “After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?” chatGPT replies: “You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.”

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28.01.2026 10:57 👍 257 🔁 79 💬 2 📌 8

sober, he decides to work out at 1am bc nothing works so far

28.01.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0