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Dave Jordan PhD FACR FAAPM

@medphysdave

Radiation janitor / part time deep state / cringe dad πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ I have friends everywhere

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12.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably seems like a weird thing to say, but

Go Blue

12.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what’s that now πŸ‘€

10.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right

10.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might be β€œtime” for a GoFundMe to get Dr Antle a computer to look at those brain MRIs

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oklahomans have the opportunity to do the most epic thing

05.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ich bin ein New Englander

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this was fun to read but Maureen Dowd could never be this Gen X

24.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i have friends everywhere:

authors.elsevier.com/a/1mfc81Hx52...

23.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shell-shocked, haunted photo of Andrew will be part of how arrest is remembered Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is the first senior royal to be arrested in modern history.

click link for how it started / how it’s going

20.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ofc the dog is cute, but if I'm cross-country skiing and a dog that looks like a wolf and is named NazgΓ»l comes sprinting up behind me, my life is flashing before my eyes

19.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly, I think I would be LESS irritated with our 2FA system if it made me enter a code every day when I logged in rather than the current settings where I'm only asked to authenticate once every three weeks when my phone is in the other room.

17.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know who needs to explain it to me but what is a β€œpanican”?

09.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ow

09.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg Hillbilly Vanilli 🀣

09.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Margot Rubio:

06.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 949 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 9
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Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined,
Nothing works and no one know why

#Thoughtoftheday
#Fridaythought

06.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they’re attacking me again

04.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what happened with the groundhog

03.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

Crime headline of the day.

03.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1458 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 334 πŸ“Œ 915

was that β€œfine” as in china, or β€œfine” as in you asked your spouse to do something and that’s what they said?

30.01.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

George W Bush - who created DHS and ICE - is very quiet huh

28.01.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cases of deadly virus that has no cure confirmed by health officials Two nurses in eastern India have been infected with the Nipah virus, prompting quarantines, expanded testing and heightened surveillance.

yeah we ain’t ready

27.01.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

20.01.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 8801 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

If anyone has old sport’s trophies πŸ† or medals πŸ₯‡ may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.

17.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 8527 πŸ” 1792 πŸ’¬ 681 πŸ“Œ 220

Bro people are busy πŸ˜‚

12.01.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great feeling

10.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
RIGHT NOW, OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO.

RIGHT NOW, OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO.

RIGHT NOW, OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO.

10.01.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is January 6th so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin and a buffalo hat tonight.

05.01.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 762 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4