need the nearest rabbi to hop into the discord vc and help me and the girls figure out which monsters from dungeon meshi are kosher
15.04.2025 00:16
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need the nearest rabbi to hop into the discord vc and help me and the girls figure out which monsters from dungeon meshi are kosher
how do i not own a crockpot what is wrong with me
we don't talk enough about how hot it is to stand completely nude in front of your fully clothed domme while she struggles to keep her cool
thank you 👉👈
i mean it's working well enough that i'm setting the results i want
i can't swallow pills without choking so i blend my adderall and other meds and mix it into what becomes an awful tasting cup of applesauce. i call it mech pilot slurry and i can't function without it
*eyes turn black* in 2028 an american studio will produce a live action Hatsune Miku movie with the same energy as the Barbie movie and will include a Brazilian Miku cameo. Chris Pratt will be in it
i will be very normal about this makeup + hair combo
i think to be allowed to call yourself a dom/me you should do a one year internship as a submissive. earn your domming license after you've spent some time as a footstool or someone's pet or impact bottom or idk i made myself horny i forgot where i was going with this sorry
figure it out :(
why are you as a red blooded lesbian not grabbing my hips rn
absolutely banger game and if you're reading this you know what to do
my answer changes at least once each week, but in this snapshot in time my current favourite track is: open.spotify.com/track/6LeF7t...
i literally just managed to convince my partner to start reading it today 🥹
1000xRESIST is a brilliant game that dares to ask: what if God had a cluster B personality disorder
the other night woke up in a cold sweat, uttered "john gaius is just princess bubblegum with boy autism and a reddit account" then passed back out, much to the confusion of my partner
the adult version of the stanford marshmallow experiment is saving half of your sandwich for later and fighting the urge to eat it right away
you're losing chess to a dog
i'm falling for the wheel of fortune in balatro every single time
we are not the same
"all art is political" i whisper to myself as i watch the PoV character of an 18+ visual novel treat women with kindness and respect
it's my buyy
it's my butt in aesthetic blue and red and orange lighting
first ass shot of 2024 vs last ass shot of 2024
yeah i normally i have to go to a dungeon for this kind of performance art
if this is how you learn what omorashi is i'm sorry
cause: my partner wouldn't stop cuddling me so i could go to the bathroom and said "just piss in a bottle"
effect: jeff bezos omorashi fetish roleplay
in my language we don't say "hi how are you?" we say "goddamn bitch, did your tits get bigger?" and i think that's beautiful
just finished reading Nona the Ninth and all i have to say is bible fanfiction is so cool i wish catholics were real
the cavalier/necromancer dynamic in the locked tomb series is just butch/femme for gay space wizards
how is it almost 2025 and procreate still doesn't have a simple way to turn anti-aliasing off
is bushwick just the ohio meme for edgy queers who like drugs and unprotected sex or am i misreading the room
"oh god i'm becoming my mother 😭" but instead of perpetuating generational trauma i'm just gaining her love for crossword puzzles
folks always talk about how they wish they transitioned earlier bc "wrong puberty" and all that, but if i transitioned earlier the lack of dysphoria taking up space in my brain would've allowed me to attempt the med school gauntlet
