BREAKING: Wanting everyone to be as stupid as they are, Trump administration bombs Iranian girls’ school after nuking entire U.S. Department of Education.
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BREAKING: Wanting everyone to be as stupid as they are, Trump administration bombs Iranian girls’ school after nuking entire U.S. Department of Education.
Can you pay someone to do your adulting for you? Asking for me.
BREAKING: Not content with simply destroying American education system, Trump administration now bombing schools in other countries.
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BREAKING: Man always complaining about “DEI” and lack of “merit based hiring” appoints dead podcaster’s wife to Air Force Academy Board.
BREAKING: White House faces real dilemma after Donald Trump killing young Iranian girls fails to distract from Donald Trump raping young Epstein girls.
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BREAKING: People outraged over Obama’s tan suit perfectly fine with Donald Trump wearing his fucking MAGA baseball cap while saluting dead American soldiers.
LOVE THESE LADIES!
#GoBruins
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Happy birthday to the Ghost with the most, @erikaishii.bsky.social! Have a great one, Little Wolf!
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BREAKING: In ironic twist, administration that’s always complaining about “DEI hires” now filled from top to bottom with people who have absolutely no qualifications, merit, or competence.
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Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and then changing your shirt with a shirt that has also been shit on.
BREAKING: Donald Trump fires Kristi Noem as Homeland Security Secretary and replaces her with absolute pussy Markwayne Mullin, seen here cowering in fear from his own constituents on Capitol attack of January 6th.
Now lock her up.
If you’re not absolutely sick of this shit yet then you’re 100% part of the problem.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump issues an executive order declaring it a crime punishable by death to publicly discuss dead American troops, the Epstein files, or that weird shit on his hand and neck.
I wanna thank my Democratic congresspeople because these hearings are cool and all and make for great videos but honestly until these motherfuckers are in prison, you’re not doing enough.
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People in diapers should not be allowed to send anybody off to war. If you can’t control your bowels, you can’t control an army.
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BREAKING: “This is not a war,” say people who literally renamed “Department of Defense” to “Department of War.”
Seriously. What the fuck are we even doing here, people? The dumbest, most evil motherfuckers alive are in charge and will literally burn down the entire planet simply because they can’t steal enough money and rape enough kids. Fuck you forever if you support this shit.
BREAKING: Donald Trump cares more about drapes than dead American soldiers.
“Operation Epic Fury?” More like Operation Epstein Bury, am I right?
It’s Monday morning, Congress. Time to impeach, arrest, and remove.