developing both abs and tits simultaneously is doing fucking wonders for my ego right now.
hoooooly, i am stacked in defiance of god
developing both abs and tits simultaneously is doing fucking wonders for my ego right now.
hoooooly, i am stacked in defiance of god
Very good girl, Sam!
great capitalization! good job, Belle!
βWhereβs my leash?β I say, stumbling around getting dressed for work.
My belt. I was looking for my belt
Fucking Her boot while She lets me drink blood from Her wrist.
i told a girl i was on my fourth girlfriend after the snake woman ate the last three and she said it just sounded like i was feeding girlfriends to the snake woman and i started crying
thank youu! im really proud of that second pic
"Handler Tau has unorthodox methods" is probably the single greatest compliment I've ever received
thank youu! I fucking love spiders!!!
understood o7
fair fair. i have an education in wine and i tend to assume people know more than they do
it's a wine, sweetheart
hmmmm, if i had to guess, Sweet Shiraz from southeast Australia :)
gotta keep em on their toes
i think Juno would be tasty
also, you're gonna look reallll stupid when i change my pfp here in a minute :3
yeah, for your protection
since i said so
yeah whargever, cmere so i can bite you
you know, it's bad behavior to threaten your superiors, Belle
aww, such an eager puppy
anyway im vampireposting now
who wants a bite?
giving people ideas is dangerous, you know
Alas. I might be cooked. Burnt, even
in the air fryer as we speak
it's gonna be a cross country move for 3 out of the 4 of us, so just moving costs are crazy, and then there's the matter of actually getting into an apartment
hey y'all! i set up a gofundme to get my wife and i as well as @machinelesbian.bsky.social @apenpuppy.bsky.social out of our awful living situations (homelessness, living with abusive family)
any amount would help a lot
gofund.me/c3e08069c
women multiple years older than me calling me Miss in dms >>>>
you're not the only one, sweetheart
i love working in a semi-professional environment because i can just wear my Handler outfit to work whenever i want