This is another case of my hinting on Bluesky that a thing might could exist and within minutes somebody had created it with the help of Claude Code.
What's that meme? It's like talking to fucking genies with you people.
Oh, that's clever, I didn't think of that.
We live in a time of Poe's Law, my friend.
I'm not a geometer, *Steve!*
Do you weirdos have a special generator for these kinds of images? There's a group chat I'm not participating in enough, clearly.
OMG I just had the brilliantest idea remember "Texts from Dog" cause it's that only get this right only it's "Texts from Claude."
Get it?
I should start a blog.
This is my wholly original and copyrightable idea do not steal.
> Corporations are trying to automate farming.
Are you being serious right now? We've been trying harder and harder to do that since the first fed-up gatherer decided to try planting stuff close by to see if that would work. The history of agriculture is the history of automation. WELLS. C'MON.
@claude is this true?
I retract my assessment. ChatGPT has been eclipsed. Every chatbot is Claude now.
It is 2026. Everything is Claude.
I changed it recently. Used to be House of Leaves Audiobook Narrator. Before that it was Infinite Jest Audiobook Narrator but then I found out that there actually is an Infinite Jest audiobook so I had to pick something even more improbable. Now it's just a trendy Claude joke. I am not proud.
Are we down to "nobody can know anything" at this point? Cause if we are that's cool, but … eh.
But the person (or whatever) who (or whatever) sets things in motion has the information, and you could argue that that is a privileged observer. (This is basically the single-supervillain hypothesis, I suppose you could say.)
I feel like this rule stumbled a bit around the release of GPT-5. Maybe it was just me, but GPT-5 Instant was much too dumb and GPT-5 Thinking much too know-it-all while 4o (for all its problems) had better occupied the happy … trail? What's that metaphor? As I was saying….
The "while we search for a permanent CEO" line right above the big "we're hiring" box is 👨🍳🤌.
"Nobody goes there any more, it's too crowded."
Or something.
You guys, I think void came back funnier.
Counter-proposal: The purpose of a system is the intent of the entity that sets that system in motion!
I'll see your 400mg caffeine and raise you 150mg armodafinil.
Claude to me this morning: Wait, dude, slow down.
I only use my Kindle Paperwhite to read for pleasure, but I *really* like it for reading for pleasure. It's much easier on my tired old eyes than paper.
Yeah, I remember when that hit the release notes, but the thing is I've never seen that in use. Is it something that's disabled by default? AFAIK, my claude still uses the one-big-API-call context summarization technique. 🤷♂️
If color Kindles were cheaper I would by like four of them and use them for different web apps. Bluesky, Github, Logfire, Duckpond obviously. I'd be like Picard at my desk with all my PADDs.
That's right. I know what they're called. I'm not ashamed.
Are you thinking something like "Claude does a bunch of stuff, notes, 'Did stuff'" in the running log? Like self-distillation of the transcription as it accumulates? That could be cool. Hard to imagine an implementation that's not slow or API-blasting, but that's not a rule-out, just an observation.
Jinx.
This Reddit thread suggests there's actually Russian in there somewhere.
www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...
I'm having a hard time imagining what kind of input, to what kind of algorithm or model, could have produced this output.
Tired: Automatically generated subtitles
Wired: Real-time audio description for the deaf and hard of hearing
Inspired: Real-time sign language translation for the deaf and hard of hearing
Claude, write me an amicus brief.
Cautiously optimistic, Doll. Hope things go well at the job today!
Doesn't like 700% of the world's natural gas pass through the Strait of Hormuz every fifteen minutes? I think I read a stat like that.
C'mon, fusion.
The Ohio State University is expected to close ranks and replace him with his hard-line son, further straining an already highly volatile situation in a region that has seen constant conflict over the past several decades
