Devious Bec

Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :

no but genuinely, I've used Farscape gifs to flirt before

Very comfy

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

‘80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "The eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, & the youngest is a drummer" - Queerty Dolby is best known for his 1982 hit "She Blinded Me With Science."

Ah yes. The Three Genders.

- Trans
- Lesbian
- Drummer

Somebody should buy me Slay the Spire 2

*cough* friend code 65205683 on steam *cough*

""I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state for your wedding and need to use the restroom at the venue ..."

starkly shaded illustration of the artist's rendition of an "ozark howler" adapted to life in the swamps and bayous around the mississippi delta. it has traits of bobcat, alligator, goat, bear, and likely other creatures. the character is lunging forward toward the viewer, blood dripping from its bared teeth, on a bright yellow-green background. text reads: "now y'all ain't from around here so lemme give you some advice --- you oughta be AFRAID of the local wildlife"

the swamp is deep, the fauna queer,
and we don't take kindly to bullies round here
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#furryart #gatorpondart

I'm so funny and it's 2:30 in the morning

Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Photo of an older man sitting in a booth at an American diner. Backed by windows painted black with night, he stoops over a table, grasping a PS3 controller in both hands. Set up on the table in front of him is a large-ish flat screen TV, on which we can see Demon's Souls being played.

Happy 10th anniversary to this photo of some auld fella playing Demons Souls at an Arbys

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You've got this, girl! Congratulations 💜💜💜

drawing of scarmiglione from final fantasy 4

I've always loved scarmiglione's design but I never liked his pixel art in ff4 so I tried doing a drawing of him based off of the original amano art #finalfantasy

At least until some generous guy comes along and gets you a free conversion therapy 😉

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

men gotta stop

screenshot of DMs between poster and @usrbinr.bsky.social: them: hey ink are your dms open? poster: do u need advice in starting hrt? happy to help if so. them: oh no, I wanted to know how to support your goals and dreams poster: try estrogen them: you want me to try estrogen? do i understand that correctly? poster: yes them: oh i see you're only open for t4t them: okay, I didn't mean to offend. I'm attracted to you and wanted to impress you poster: my dude the word lesbian is in my profile. reading comprehension impresses me. them: i don't need to see you romantically in order to what to support your goals and dreams them: I could pay for a conversion therapy or buy a gift? poster: do u even know what conversion therapy means them: sorry HRT therapy them: ive dated trans girls before -- I just used the wrong term them: but you seem hell bent on being rude -- so never mind them: good luck

lmao this fucking guy

LMFAOOOOOO

The troubles

Thorfin Thorson, of Vinland Saga, musing on a boulder by the lapping sea, to himself: "I want to be a kinder gentler person. I want to be... A stronger person"

I'm not entirely sure how much that would be wanted, but I can't say. Central Australia isn't exactly the most hospitable place to live.

Also when I said 'a few' I meant a few on every page.

Occasionally I get bored and look at the open e-petitions to Australian Parliament House
Theres always a few "make it illegal to burn the aussie flag" and "execute pedophiles" ones but every time theres something dumb, new and weird
My fav this time is "we need to add a new state it's been a while"

@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

sadly skippin tcaf this year, heres how it went last year ill miss u canadians

trans athletes were first allowed in the olympics in 2004.

the first 4 openly trans athletes to compete were in the 2021 tokyo summer olympics. only 2 are trans women. of these two, neither chelsea wolfe (bmx freestyle, eliminated) nor laurel hubbard (weightlifting +87kg, dnf) placed in the top 10.

You can pussify a dick like origami. You can't get someone who thinks recycling is gay to wash his ass.

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked