PS: please tell Ama to stop shooting spit balls at my windows, they're very annoying to clean
21.02.2026 14:28
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PS: please tell Ama to stop shooting spit balls at my windows, they're very annoying to clean
Though you are right, in a way. I hold no love for Piltover's golden knight, the Defender of Tomorrow.
Though buried under the cruel sting and shadow of ultimate betrayal, my love is for the man I once knew. Or, at least the memory of him. For Jayce.
Disgraceful, that you still think so little of me as to assume my feelings have ever faded.
I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THAT
I think I’m going to try a new motor oil today. Evolution is not stagnant.
Yes, you were- IT WAS delicious. As always.
But time waits for no one, so I'm off to perfect my brainwave retardant with some hexgems I stol- borrowed. Bye!
-cough cough cough-
I'm sick, my steam valves are malfunctioning (becauseofyou), and now you deny me the very thing that could cure me? You truly have lost yourself to hatred.
You're disgusting.
...
I would like the soup, though.
And the bread.
... but I can't stay, I'll just be. Collecting the food, thank you.
....ye-. N- uhh. n....yes.
No.
I, uh. There's. The steam valves aren't working right, there's...quite a lot escaping right now, which I'm certain is unrelated to the selfie you posted, so DON'T suggest that.
I-. Uh....Can't. Somethings come up with my auguments, I need to address.
I CAN'T HAVE THE "DEFENDER OF TOMORROW" IN MY GLORIOUS OVU- EVOLUTION! YOU'LL KILL ALL MY MEMBERS.
wait- shit! FUCK IGNORE THAT. IGNORE THAT "DEFENDER" (or should I say "Slut"). IT WAS A MISCLICK.
You get none, you're banned from joining.
…. I will…. Consider it.
I do not need to have dinner with the likes of you.
ᵂᶦᵗʰ ᵒʳ ʷᶦᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃ ˡᵒᵃᶠ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵘʳᵈᵒᵘᵍʰˀ
I have to go and return 200 posters due to an unforeseen printing Error. If anyone is interested in buying a poster that reads "join the glorious 𝘖𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯," please let me know.
…. ᵈᵐ ᵐᵉ ….
I was 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿
ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ
You are.
I DID NOT REPOST YAOI FANART OF ME AND THE DEFENDER. MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED TO DERAIL MY MESSAGE OF GLORIOUS EVOLUTION.
no.
bsky.app/profile/jynx...
you look pretty comfortable to me.
At least I can drive.
