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I been gone for a minute…now I’m back with the jump-off. 😌

I see ya makin’ that la noise but I ain’t enthused. 🥱

& I’m gone shine homie, until my heart stops. 💙✊🏾

Hate it or love it, the underdogs on TOP! ✊🏾

Stomach rumbling like rocks in a dryer 😮‍💨😵‍💫

It’s clubhouse all over again smh

Licking is diabolical, I can get down with a lil nibble but you plan to LICK me??? On parts OTHER than my privates???? Nah fam.

Omg I just realized what a “skeet” was, I just thought yal was all perverted 17 year olds 💀😭 my bad fellow skeeters, skeet on ✊🏾

Happy Monday 🥹🤌🏾

I was told by a nigga I was getting to know that he was gonna lick my face..I said “ewww, and not your not” nigga gonna say “yes I am because I lick my significant others…”

Oh, okay…so who’s gonna tell him????

If you think I’m talking about dolls or being a brat in the vanilla “overgrown child in general” way, this ain’t for you

Welcome to the Find Out stage.

How I look empty handed yet expectant every year on December 25th.

I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them

I never solemnly swore anything besides that I’m up to no good.

I was outside high stargazing yesterday and I accurately identified like 3 constellations…🤨 clearly I’m an astronomer.

Mmm, what part of the algorithm has yal showing me all these cats? I’m not actually a cat person…😐

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Good morning to everybody except the bitch who’s bumper is blowing around like a leaf in my apartment parking lot.

If you ain’t ever live with your grandparents, we can’t relate

Fun fact: I do motion graphics for album covers! In other words, I take your regular artwork and bring it to life lol. Every artist should implement these things into their rollouts!!

I’m blessing artist all week! Tap in w/ me before my slots fill up!

Who was the family member…I wanna confirm????

#blacksky

LORD…. WHY CANT IT BE BLACK FRIDAY DEALS ON BILLS!???

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I pledge to slap the piss out the next person that really tries their hand with me. Together if we all commit to stop letting a mf slip then shit will never have to SLIDE!!!!! Who’s with me????? #IHaveADream #MakeAmericaSlapAgain

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Why did people stop slapping grossly audacious and disrespectful people??? I come across so many unslapped people everyday and I can’t for the life of me understand how they’re still virgins. #MakeSlappingGreatAgain #MakeAmericaSlapAgain 🥹

Me watching from the living room when my song come on 🥹

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Ngl, downloading new social media after a certain age is definitely the same as skydiving #AdrenalineJunkie #ImNewHere

Happy Sunday!!! :)