Martin Bellamy

Of course. He was using my pissoir! #TheArchers

Thanks very much. (Must stop urinating in public) #TheArchers

What? A fan of #TheArchers not enjoying the 6.30 comedy? Whatever next?

1970s high quality hash. #TheArchers

Abernethy would be my biscuit of choice. #TheArchers

Clinton? #TheArchers

He’s incredibly talented - since when did punching someone become a legitimate act of critique. #TheArchers

Croquet. #TheArchers

Agreed. #TheArchers

I thought he had a shandy. #TheArchers

Maybe too early for lambs in the North. #TheArchers

Ah, the golden days… #TheArchers

It was actually rather good. Still, no comedy will ever appeal to #TheArchers crowd.

Did your children work on the farm? Is that why they’d inherit but you wouldn’t. #TheArchers

What if you and your partner had children who’d inherit the farm? That next generation wouldn’t exist unless you’d given birth to them. #TheArchers

Should wives not get a share of their husband’s pensions when they divorce? #TheArchers

If they sold the farming business they could split the farm three ways. Or alternatively they could act like the farm was a business like any other and have shareholders including their offspring. #TheArchers

I definitely didn’t inherit the business. When I bought it I’d worked within it for over 10 years. I guess if the previous owner had been a farmer I’d not have had a chance to acquire it as he’d have had to give it to his daughters who’d never worked in it. #TheArchers

I don’t agree that the partner has to work on the farm or contribute money. Just being a spouse should be enough. #TheArchers

Why is a farm different from other businesses though? All family businesses would be in the same situation wouldn’t they? Make it a limited company and give shares to all your offspring if that’s how you want it to continue or maybe consider a Trust. #TheArchers

So all spouses should be excluded from the future proceeds and ownership of your partner’s business? Sounds weird to me. Not something I considered. My wife supported me when I owned a business - she would have deserved half if we’d divorced. I’m not a farmer though. #TheArchers

I haven’t. #TheArchers

Crikey. Don’t join in the homophobia. #TheArchers

It’s really not though. There’s no “right” to hand businesses down through generations. #TheArchers

Err - that’s because February has 28 days #TheArchers

Exactly that. They seem to wear it like a badge of honour. #TheArchers

Crikey. Is that true in the 21st C and if it is, then why? #TheArchers

My current neighbours have run the box office for the ‘Pool folk festival for a few years. It’s moving to Durham this year as the buildings are no longer safe.

Hartlepool. Now there’s a place that’s changed since I left Teesside - the marina area definitely.

North of the Tees? Almost a Mackem! 😉