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Joey Burns

@chorizopenguin

Walton, Liverpool https://linktr.ee/chorizopenguin

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Van Dijk will never retire at this rate... #LFC

16.01.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I concur!

03.12.2025 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Bone Collector

The Bone Collector

15.11.2025 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a red standard chartered jersey holds up his hand Alt: Dominic Szobozlai wearing a red Liverpool shirt snapping his fingers in front of the Kop at Anfield

Szobozlai masterclass tonight #LFC

04.11.2025 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A racist you absolute imbecile Robert

27.10.2025 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.10.2025 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

09.10.2025 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 55910 ๐Ÿ” 22626 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1874 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2153

Aside from the obvious absurdity of this, that 'we' scrubbed out for 'you' says a lot, doesn't it?

09.10.2025 06:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WATCH: โ€˜Portland Frogโ€™ pepper balled by ICE agents

06.10.2025 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 9427 ๐Ÿ” 2385 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 322 ๐Ÿ“Œ 988
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Project 2025: The UK Edition (Part 2) A Cambridge academic, a YouTube influencer, and Reform UKโ€™s old HQ - the ingredients for our own Project 2025 are already mixed.

There's a fully registered company, who are linked with heavy donations to Reform, who are sitting behind this push for a UK equivalent of Project 2025/MAGA. It's a chilling but essential read.

open.substack.com/pub/iratusur...

08.10.2025 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alan Partridge, in the scene where he says "Can I just shock you? I like wine... Despite what I said earlier."

Alan Partridge, in the scene where he says "Can I just shock you? I like wine... Despite what I said earlier."

"Can I just shock you? I like international breaks... Despite what I said earlier." #LFC

04.10.2025 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Baby Steps is incredible.

24.09.2025 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is very powerful. #MentalHealth

23.09.2025 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 333 ๐Ÿ” 173 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Red Rum Club are incredible, as always. ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿงฒ

06.09.2025 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hugh Bonneville started his live ITV London News interview on Downton Abbey by talking about Gaza.

04.09.2025 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1766 ๐Ÿ” 523 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

I always thought it was Buy Now Pay Later style to fudge their figures for the year.

01.09.2025 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team. Text that says I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
29.08.2025 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
25.08.2025 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Family of Southport stabbing victim criticise plan to reveal ethnicity of suspects Exclusive: Michael Weston King, grandfather of Bebe King, warns government against โ€˜kowtowing to the likes of Farageโ€™

Michael Weston King has heard it. What a man.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

14.08.2025 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I genuinely didn't know there was a second one ๐Ÿคฏ

18.08.2025 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a robot is walking up the stairs in a dark room . Alt: ED 209 from Robocop falling down the stairs.

My legs today...

03.08.2025 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Before the Run to Anfield 5K 2025

Before the Run to Anfield 5K 2025

The starting line at the 2025 Run to Anfield 5K

The starting line at the 2025 Run to Anfield 5K

Me after the 2025 Run to Anfield 5K

Me after the 2025 Run to Anfield 5K

Run to Anfield 5K Medal

Run to Anfield 5K Medal

Boss event this, well done to everyone involved. Please donate if you're able to. โค๏ธ The LFC Foundation do some amazing work.

www.justgiving.com/campaign/run...

02.08.2025 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God rest him

22.07.2025 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stuck in an awful mood because of politics. Stop listening to people selling nostalgia, it's a sickness not a thing you can ever have. A ghostly carrot on a stick for people who watch too much antiques roadshow. The past was dog shit and full of crime too. They just want power.

21.07.2025 08:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 376 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I think the club have shown they (mostly) spend big on the right players so I'm cautiously optimistic.

19.07.2025 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oddball you

17.07.2025 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federico Chiesa is considered an option down the middle for Liverpool.

[@David_Ornstein] #LFC

Another season of this ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ”ด

15.07.2025 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Rude by Magic! The lyrics make me want to peel my own skin off but the tune gets so stuck in your head it keeps coming back to you for hours after it's been on.

13.07.2025 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boss this mate โค๏ธ

04.07.2025 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0