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James K Patterson

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IT Manager. Ex BBC Engineering Manager. Cycling, Caravanner, and Sailing, RYA Senior Dinghy Instructor, in Stratford on Avon. I like smol doggos and being near trees and hills. Centerist Dad. #SAFC

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Sigh! #safc

11.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But surely everyone has learned that wind power is good now right……right? ……. (Now insert that meme from Star Wars where she looks at Anakin a bit funny)

11.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I invited the buoys round for drinks!! It didn’t work out how I thought it would…..

11.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But it’s clearly fake.

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep up!! 😊🀣

10.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I thought I was CEO of Bluesky? I thought that’s how it worked- we take turns?

09.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why haven’t any British news presenters taken a shirt with them to the Middle East? Are they banned over there?

09.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’ve watched this 30 times and I still can’t quite believe it!

09.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The argument is informative but it also republishes the headline another 100 times on a platform it was never even published on.

09.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two wins as the losing cup finalist would probably qualify!

08.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you even bother with this clickbait nonsense Emma?

08.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aye, how did that work out then? πŸ™

08.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just put Xhaka on from the frikkin start and take him off if tired.

08.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just embarrassing. Take ten touches and ponce around - their keeper just fired it up front - we take ten passes to play an aimless ball. Needed earlier subs and someone who can dribble.

08.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry that was me, in a careless moment I was replacing my drinks bottle and clipped it with a pedal. πŸ™

08.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black suit is sitting at a podium with a glass of water in front of him . ALT: a man in a black suit is sitting at a podium with a glass of water in front of him .

To be fair, he’s probably got enough on his hands running North Korea?

07.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1986 Sunderland. I’m 2nd on left. Those are my first wheels!

07.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he never learns, does he?

03.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure Putin thought his invasion of Ukraine was going to be quick and the Ukrainians would rise up and support them!

01.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the Board of Peace meeting today or tomorrow?

01.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely the Board of Peace should be meeting today to condemn attacks? Just saying…

01.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure Putin thought his invasion of Ukraine was going to be quick and the Ukrainians would rise up and support them!

01.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No taxation without representation.

01.03.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Subtle!

28.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On a beach in the West of France please.

28.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact! If you share this starter pack around, the really cool artists in it will get more followers, and I think that’s really neat πŸ₯°

go.bsky.app/6WQAQna

28.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
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Seems like a crisis to me- how will they ever pass legislation now?

27.02.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They all just love the drama, and so they want to promote drama and crisis for click bait. The BBC is awful at the moment.

27.02.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So what if a bunch of presentable white centrist dads and mums became reform candidates for the next election, get elected by riding the wave - and then mass switch parties the day after the vote to form a majority new party?

27.02.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Calm down everybody, I reckon you can still pass some legislation.

27.02.2026 08:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0