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Noah Arenstein

@noaharenstein

Court Street Grocers/S&P/Elbow Bread. I frequently teach about agave spirits and occasionally write. Hospitality Attorney. Brooklyn.

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They tried to hire us to cater and it was so satisfying to say thanks but no thanks

10.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pastramimaxxing @ S&P

10.03.2026 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In context, it's pretty clear she's just blustering because they have oppositional defiance disorder and are constitutionally incapable of doing anything that ever looks like backing down, but it's very funny that this is the message they're going to go with.

08.03.2026 22:38 👍 92 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

I also came here to say Craig t Nelson

05.03.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

As a hospitality professional, this is 🎯

04.03.2026 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I have questions

03.03.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some of the stupidest people I’ve ever met went to law schools like this. Luckily, many of them couldn’t pass the bar.

03.03.2026 14:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair, it’s always 4 dicks

02.03.2026 20:31 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Actually, I’m consulting the bones

02.03.2026 20:29 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The world sucks but big “first nice day of the year” energy in Brooklyn today

28.02.2026 18:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Ah, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just an illusion?”

“Ah, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just an illusion?”

“Ah, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just
an illusion?”

25.02.2026 23:13 👍 732 🔁 196 💬 2 📌 6
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This is good

21.02.2026 00:34 👍 1 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes

19.02.2026 19:00 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
NYT headline Shivering Americans Snap Up Firewood as Winter Grinds On

NYT headline Shivering Americans Snap Up Firewood as Winter Grinds On

Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!

15.02.2026 13:58 👍 1048 🔁 127 💬 18 📌 6
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08.02.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Many toys

Many toys

Got to take my daughter to the toy market in Mexico City this morning.

08.02.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

07.02.2026 19:33 👍 3773 🔁 352 💬 378 📌 500
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Some tacos in CDMX

06.02.2026 22:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HELL YES

04.02.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s awesome. I think you can pull that look off way better than I can tho

04.02.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes! It rocks. So comfortable and warm. I want to die in this jacket

04.02.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol it’s an N1 from Real McCoy

04.02.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bought a jacket that Fixed Me

04.02.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wow

04.02.2026 13:03 👍 86 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 0

For real, QAnon dropping the ball on this when it was their whole purpose is like how Skype lost out to Zoom when the pandemic started

31.01.2026 14:38 👍 76 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 3

Proud that my 2.5 year old loves this movie (we call it “the mouse that cooks”)

30.01.2026 21:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
George Washington
George Washington YouTube video by unvmebad86

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

29.01.2026 19:47 👍 1968 🔁 675 💬 55 📌 64

Baba Yaga vs Strega Nonna: Whoever Wins, We Lose

28.01.2026 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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